The Little Tiny Pocket Book of Murder
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Everything you ever wanted to know about heinously fiendish murder but were afraid to find out in case you were caught and left to rot in jail.
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Those things that never show up in google searches, but everyone wants to know about anyways-right up there with chicken sexing and human recipes.
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99 recipes to feed to unwanted in-laws, houseguests, and other minor pests.
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How slow will they go? The moron's guide to physical and mental torture, focused on prolonged agony and torment.
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My wife is dead. Because I said. HOW I DID IT Author tell-all
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Butchering babes for beginners
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99 ways to bake, broil, dice, and boil thy bretheren. Amen.
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How to kill a wife in ten days
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99 ways of cooking with motor oil and small, fluffy creatures
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Eye of Sue and toe of Marge: 99 ways to use up all those "extra ingredients"
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They slice! They dice! They make Julienne INTO fries!
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The depraved sociopathic murderer's guide to...MURDER! (hey, we never said they were smart)
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99 ways to "entertain" your guests that are more fun than a barrel of gay monkeys
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1, 2, 3, 4, get that body off the floor! 99 places to stow that pesky corpse
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The dummy's guide to D-I-Y body-bagging
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Killing, murdering and torturing spouses, that kind of thing is my bag, baby!
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K! I! L! L! slaughter, murder, go to hell! (99 not-so-popular cheers)