1. Neighbours who let their dogs piss on your lawn. (The bastards. Hanging's too good for them.)
2. Dirty accountants. (They're so very BORING, too.)
3. Lawyers. (Except for Alan Shore, who shall be kept for my private amusement.)
4. Management of any kind. (Because we all know that I'm just a slut for authority...)
5. Dirty Politicians. (Is there such thing as an honest politician? They like to say so. But can they be trusted? Hell no!)
6. Axe-murderers/Cannibals. (Both of them together? How does that work? *sigh* Budget cuts. What can I say?)
7. People who actually sit and think of ways to off each other. (If only they put their minds to better use. Yeah, creativity's a bitch.)