1. walked over a cattle grid wearing an extremely heavy hat
2. shot over a cliff
3. run over by a bus
4. nose and mouth soldered shut
5. bludgeoned with pickles
6. killed by psycho tennis ball machine
7. had worlds largest Danish pastry fall on head
8. over-exposure to La Fill Begue
9. skydiving accident
10. mummified alive
11. smothered by the Canadian flag
12. killed in a riot for separatists
13. ate a fleur-de-lys, which was in fact hemlock
14. Stabbed in neck with icicle, which melted. Completely untracable.
15. eaten by a dinosaura mechanical one at Disneyworld
16. swallowed by a giant Venus flytrap
17. scalpel was left inside body during open-heart surgery
18. drowned in a vat of frozen cranberries
19. disemboweled by telepathic swans
20. death a la baseball
21. swallowed a sword
22. dragged naked through Yukon by a dogsled
23. had a coconut fall on head
24. licked worlds largest battery
25. fell into a deep-freeze freezer and forgot to come out
26. opened the trunk while car was in neutral on a hill
27. rode a bicycle into a tree
28. cut the wrong wire on a bomb
29. body got stuck in a rotating door
30. mosh-pit mishap
31. death by turpentine
32. became Canadian Prime Veal
33. barreled over Niagara Falls
34. got caught in a hot-tub drain
35. had a trip into space on a probe meant to crash on Pluto
36. bled to death from numerous paper cuts
37. got skunked from a distance of .5 meters
38. ate poisoned baklava
39. outcome of poorly implemented jigsaw burglar alarm
40. choked to death during CPR presentation
41. trapped in a falling elevator shaft
42. killer bunnies
43. globe fell on head
44. toilet-bowl explosion
45. ate a 45-year-old piece of cheese
46. alcohol poisoning rubbing alcohol
47. was drugged and dressed as Bin Laden, and set loose in New York City
48. had cyanide-flavoured ice cubes
49. had a toasting fork lodged in her head
50. ate too much haggis
51. was packed in a box with too many Styrofoam peanuts
52. committed suicide was a dentist
53. cut up with a spoon
54. used the wrong end of a staple gun. Repeatedly
55. got sucked into a jet engine during a wonderful skydiving expedition
56. stood within 3 cm of loudest speaker on earth
57. got pecked to death by hummingbirds
58. became a human catapult at Medieval Times
59. got strangled with pasta
60. got flattened by a printing press, had own obituary printed on face
61. got stomped on by a circus elephant
62. fell off a ski lift onto concrete covered with a thin layer of snow
63. infectious piercings
64. crammed into a locker containing a moldy sandwich from an OACs freshman year
65. murdered by an evil, maniacal, mean, cruel dentist
66. squished into numerous tiny Ziploc bags
67. got beheaded with a blunt pencil
68. killed by a hockey puck at the first game of the season
69. ate poisoned edible underwear
70. got strangled in the newest, most popular fashions
71. got run over by a train Popeye was away on business
72. had head microwaved
73. too much blood was taken by a nurse
74. fell down the stairs at the Eiffel tower
75. scuba-ed to a world record for deepest depth, had oxygen line cut off
76. murdered by a dead moose
77. fell in a vat of hot oil
78. had a nice, warm bath in concentrated acid
79. fell into a meat grinder (ugh, Stephs obviously)
80. gunned down in random drive-by shootings
81. head sawed off with nail file
82. ate a molten-lava-filled timbit
83. got strapped to a nuclear bomb about to be detonated
84. tied up and left in an Air Force training field
85. bookshelves collapsed
86. drowned in bubbles
87. romantic balloon-ride, dropped too much ballast, had only one working parachute
88. became an accidental target at the shooting range
89. squished by two buses
90. had antlers stuck on head and got sent into a forest on the first day of hunting season
91. went on a noble Greenpeace mission to the battlefields of Iraq.
92. prosecuted for a crime innocent of
93. stood outside in Windsor for a half-hour during the heavy rice-producing season
94. eaten by a shark
95. made it on Fear Factor, choked on the vertebrae of a Gila monster
96. had a conflict with her multiple personalities
97. tried to put kneesocks on a gerbil
98. had eyes removed with a spork
99. spontaneous human combustion
100. ????