CARROT'S EMBARASSING DEATH

by Stephanie, Girl Genius

Poor Carrot demonstrates his delicate constitution (and old-fashioned sensibilities) by his embarassing death. Carrot, while spying on Elph from a tree conveniently located outside of her second floor window (A two-story one-room shack. Well, shit, how does THAT work?)fell after a disturbing imbalance caused him to fall out of said tree. "The Boner of Death" is not commonly known, but should be much feared by thrill seakers, sexual deviants and poor innocent Special Agents who have no freaking clue as to what the hell they're looking at.