THE QUINTESSENTIAL BOYS IN HELL

by Stephanie, Girl Genius

Diphthong, Carlos and Paolo are in Hell. (Note the flames and general unpleasant roasting of the behind.) We all knew Diphthong was going there anyway, and Carlos WAS a pedophile. My guess is Paolo got bored with all the eternal salvation crap and traveled to Hell to pow-wow with his old buddies down in the underworld. Bet they never roast marshmellows on the buttocks in HEAVEN...