The bathroom of The Slippery Pole is nothing to phone home about. In fact, it is more likely that you would call the Ministry of Health to complain about the numerous health and safety violations blatently kicking around the place. This poor soul--Clarence Smith, actually--found out the hard way just what happens to the unsuspecting people who flush the out of order toilet in this god-forsaken washroom. Careful. That first step's a bitch.