LOGS

"Okay," you say, "I've read the +fingers, I've heard you preach about him, and he seems like a pretty interesting guy, but what does Feste actually do?" Well, take a look for yourself and see: the adventures of the Fool are recorded here for your pleasure.

Good Friday: Preaching to the Choir RP
First night on the MUSH. Feste, as the Preacher, goes to the United Nations Plaza to make Easter-flavored trouble.

Jaques' Lament: Social RP
Since Good Friday was so productive, F goes back to the Plaza the next day to beg for cash. Instead he gets an eyeful of the Herald of Xiang.

Loose Ends: Wrapping Up RP
Feste meets Bowie, and they discuss what little remains to be discussed of the affair that introduced them to each other: Saigama Inuwashi, back from the days when Andruw Nisse was an NPC of the aforementioned.

The Next Show: Favor RP
Gabriel asks Feste for a favor.

Bridge: Favor RP
And then, he does it!

Lucky You: Solicitation RP
F, meeting Abernathy by chance in the park, sings at him in an attempt to get Abby to be his patron (read: source of money).

Preachers and Fools: Hairpulling RP
Another scene at the Plaza. As the Preacher, Feste goes to yell at the UN again, and gets Abernathy's attention thus. They subsequently get into a fistfight. Feste gets stabbed.

The Morning After: Sorry About That RP
After being released from the hospital due to being stabbed, Feste goes to Hyde Park to relax. Abernathy hunts him down to make amends, despite it not being his fault.

An Afternoon at Ruby's: Fruitier Than An Apple Basket RP
I have no idea why this wasn't up before, because it's a great log. Feste meets Glyde Loath for the first time, learns wonderful things, gets to watch Zero break hearts. Just a day at Ruby's.

Feste Gets Tied to a Chair: I'm So Not Kidding RP
In celebration of his own birthday, Abernathy ties Feste to a chair. Well, there's more to it than that, obviously, but that's the important part.

Fool's Discourse: Radio RP
Feste calls Abby up far too late at night and says lots of silly things. This log features one of the worst examples of Feste's complete inability to count.

I Fall to Pieces: CEM Needs an Excuse To Go On Vacation For Three Weeks RP
As it turns out, black market cybernetics are expensive and illegal for a reason. Feste discovers this the hard way, but fortunately, he's got friends (o/`) to give him a hand.

Swedish Fish
Feste accidentally insults Comet, and then gives Abernathy Swedish Fish as a part of their cultural exchange. Very cute. Interrupted by the Chibification Ray.

Chibi Madness
CHIBI MADNESS MADNESS MADNESS ON SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY GET YOUR TICKETS NOW

Chibi Madness: Day 2
DAY TWO: Features drunken catboy and magical Worldwalker blink ability.

Days of Our Lives: Storytelling RP
Back from purgatory, Feste makes Abernathy tell him and Melissa a story. But it's not a very nice story. It's kind of soap-opera-y. But it's still good.

At the Theater: Raid RP
Feste goes to the theatre to see an award-winning musical about the Robot Masters. Unfortunately, the real Robot Masters decide they'd like to be in the musical. Chaos ensues.

Babies: Radio RP
Global Broadband talks about babies and the eating thereof.

Flower of Chivalry
Incomplete but still good. Feste finds his other patron, Gabriel, injured in an alley.

Feste Meets Domino: Unpleasant RP
When going to bother Abernathy, Feste gets stopped by Domino, and by 'stopped' we mean 'pwned'. Daryn to the rescue!

The Usual: Social RP
Rigger and flirting, Abernathy and Sharpie fights. All in a day's work!

Byblows: Social RP
Little does F know that a time ago, Tengu Man sackbeat Abernathy on Kalinka's behalf. But today, he learns, and so does much of the rest of the world -- including Abernathy. What starts out as a random visit becomes-- something else.

The Guild of Performers: Social RP
Feste finds Rigger, though it takes him a while to realize it's her, on the streets of London, playing violin on a corner. Banter ensues.

Can't Sing But I've Got Soul: Social RP
Feste, having finally acquired a trumpet, goes to 'audition' for Order & Chaos, while Iris watches.

Feste Meets Hien: Ruby's RP
The Fool goes to Ruby's to study up on sheet music and grab a bite to eat. Little does he know that everyone, including Abby, is there, and that he'll meet none other than Strider Hien.

Stroke of Luck: Social RP
While out for a walk in Greenwich, Feste meets Hien again. They both find themselves liking each other a lot more than they originally expected they would.

Pair of Tens: Poker RP
Incomplete. :( Although still held as having happened unto completion for the two. Feste plays poker at the Reploid Room. Eventually Hien shows up, and Feste teaches him how to play poker. In the process, Hien decides it's a good time to tell F the truth about who and what he is.

Like a Stone: Radio RP
Feste and Abby have a short little radio conversation composed almost entirely of them both playing F's music game.

If I Only Were a Goth: Dance Dance RP
Feste plays the Catacombs, makes fun of goths, and hangs out with Rigger and Hien. (i'd be thinner, i'd be taller... o/`)

How Are You: Radio RP
Hien calls in, distraught from the loss of Kain and unsure what to do. Who does he talk to? Why, the Fool, of course.

Halloween!: Halloween RP
It's Halloween. So what does Feste do? He puts on a costume and he GOES OUT FOR CANDY. He takes Hien, and picks up Abby later, and then terrorizes the city as La Hire.

Happy Birthday: Presents RP
November rolls around, and Abernathy and a posse of Interpolers come to bother Feste on his birthday.

Stars: Social RP
Feste goes stargazing on the Skydeck, and explains a handful of myths to Bowie and Simian Monk. Later he decides to bother Abernathy.

Raffinato: Held at Knifepoint RP
Raffinato catches Feste on Eurasia -- literally -- and holds him at knifepoint. OO SCARY.

Plans: Business RP
The day after, Feste goes to tell the Director of Interpol about it, like a good little informant. And then they plot.

Exposition: Angst Egg RP
Abby and Feste share their morbid backgrounds. Angst angst angst. And then PLATYPI. One of my favorite logs ever ever ever. :D (warning: contains shounen-ai)

Oops: Raidwatching RP
Because he is a genius, the Fool grabs his lawn chair and goes out to watch a raid in Ohio. This turns out to be a very, very bad idea, and Feste goes down in history as the only person ever to be accidentally kidnapped by the Robot Masters.

Rescue Me: Rescuing RP
The Fool hangs out in an RM cell for a while, and then Daryn comes to rescue him. Again.

Ayla Ericson: Social RP
Feste plays his guitar in the park and meets Ayla Ericson, his fellow Scandinavian. hoorj a swede~

Checkup: Radio RP
Hien reappears after a long absence, and people chitchat about vile on the radio.

Banner's: Social RP
Hien, Rigger, and Feste hang out at Banner's, eatin' malts and just sort of being random for a while.

Revanche: Plotting RP
Feste and Bowie meet over Swiss coffee to discuss an alliance of the Fenians and Operation Revanche.

The Tank: Continued Plotting RP
Bowie and Kalinka are refurbishing tanks to send to the Balkans. F, as Fenian Chief Water Buffalo, goes to check it out.

Festival of Fools: Party RP
Daryn and Feste host a raucous party. In Paris. Crazy? Yes. Very.

Birds of a Feather: Social RP
Feste goes to explain to Glyde Loath why he was in prison (see previous entry). The conversation went downhill from there.

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