[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, "You people are remarkably quiet."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "So are you, sir."

[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, "It's a gift."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "I'd agree, but words are how I make my living."

[Radio: (F) Public] Alia transmits, "You're a playwright?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, "Or a politician."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Sometimes. More an actor, or a writer... though I call myself a Fool."

[Radio: (F) Public] Alia transmits, "Good call."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "I prefer to leave the politics to madmen."

[Radio: (F) Public] Shaun Gilmour transmits, "Don't we all."

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy laughs softly.

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Well, not the politicians, obviously."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "And madwomen, lets not forget Deirde and Kelly. You're the fellow I heard about from the Director, I think? Hallo there."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Or the madmen. *pause* Oh, yes, of course... hm, perhaps?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "What did he tell you?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy transmits, "You eat babies on toast for breakfast and bathe in the blood of virgins."

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy deadpan, deadpan, deadpan.

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Ah. That's me, then."

[Radio: (F) Public] Zero transmits, "Oh another one of those."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "He said I'd get along swimmingly with you, sir. Oh, and the baby eating, of course, but I thought that was a given."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Only on Wednesdays, though."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Swimmingly? Excellent."

[Radio: (F) Public] Zero transmits, "Anybody who's /anybody/ eats babies."

[Radio: (F) Public] Shaun Gilmour transmits, "Their bones get stuck in my teeth. My dentist told me to cut back."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn resists...resists...resists... "Well that's because Real Baby Back Ribs are just that delish.", FAILURE.

[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, "A good chef can debone you."

[Radio: (F) Public] Alia transmits, "Dripping with sauce."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Yes."

[Radio: (F) Public] Zero transmits, "Meat... falling off the bone."

[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, "That's it. I'm going to Ireland for a snack."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Mm. So I'm not the only one who's hungry now."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "So you can eat some Irishmen?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy transmits, "A modest proposition, by all means."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Well, what do you think blood pudding's made of, sir?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "So that's what the UN does with the 'rescued' children from the continued practice of exposure."

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy transmits, "Of course. How else are we supposed to maintain our reputations as baby-eating monstrosities if we don't actually *eat* *babies*?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Don't forget about the virgins."

[Radio: (F) Public] Zero transmits, "Hey you make sure you leave some of those for me."

[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, "Zero, it's well known you used up a lifetime allotment of Virgins."

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Mmhmm. I was wondering what you'd done with Christopher."

[Radio: (F) Public] Retro Packrat transmits, "Uh............huh.........."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Abernathy, I thought you were a vegetarian."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Christopher? Probably fed to UN troops, you know food supplies are low."

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy transmits, "Except for the babies. I have an image to keep up."

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy coughs demurely.

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Tch."

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Of course you do. Now. I have business in China to attend to."

[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, "Ahhh, baby Dim Sum."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Anyway."

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy transmits, "Yes."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "I whole-heartedly agree. What /were/ we talking about?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy transmits, "Before we went off into the land of cannibalism?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Yes."

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy transmits, "... Damn my short attention span!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Tch, tch. How did you /ever/ get elected?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Oh, wait.""

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy transmits, "I didn't. It's an appointed position."