[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... Masters. ... to ... ... ... Mass Chibification ... ... Planet ... begin ... T-Minus ... minutes.

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "... Metal. Don't go there."

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "I mean, I don't spend most of my days thinking about females laying eggs all over the place that I need to fertilize, now do I?"

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ....M'lord ... ... wise?

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "...We're not human, you know."

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... aye ...

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man transmits, "Um, yeah."

[Radio: (F) Public] Shield transmits, "I couldn't say, I don't know you well enough."

[Radio] Transmission detected: As I expected.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...Whaaaaaaa!? ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: I believe the ... would ... ... ... best.

[Radio] Transmission detected: Sword ... ask stupid ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: Ahhh...coming ... the double." "You lose points ... that." ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: Shibby.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... Desert? ... ... ... ... pay-per-view!

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... ... way!

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...Wily is ... ... ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: I'm running!

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... exactly is a 'chibification'

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... to make it...this ... happen to me!

[Radio] Transmission detected: :splutters ... ... HARD ... ... ... AAAGH!"

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... is ... ... planet wide ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: Yu heard ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: He's urging his ... Masters to rush ... the Mirror Desert.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... starts ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... are ... ... to disobey dad?

[Radio] Transmission detected: Shut ... ... ... where's ... ... tape...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... am on ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: There ... ... Record! ... NOT ... RAAAA!

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... mirror ... ... exists? ... have ... ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...Why ... ... ... a bad ... ... this?

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... this now?

[Radio] Transmission detected: Is ... ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: Wily is ... ... planet ... ... We ... ... then ... minutes.

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "You're all humans to me."

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... advise ... or getting off ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... ... ... Germany. ... alert.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... seconds! Anyone not under the ... ... ... ... affected ... ... beam. ... ... RUN!

[Radio: (F) Public] Shield transmits, "Robots are humans to you?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Shield transmits, "What are you then, alien?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Hard Man transmits, "That's 'cause he's a moron."

[Radio] Transmission detected: Fourty seconds until he uses ... attack. ... ... ... under ... ... will ... affected.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... ...

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "No, I'm an insect, shield."

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "Albeit a mechanical one."

[Radio: (F) Public] Shield transmits, "Which is different from being a robot... how?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Snake Man transmits, "Though you ssseem to wish otherwissse."

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... voice ... ... systems ... ...

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "You're all patterned on humans. I'm not."

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... Master. How long ... you ... ... effect ... ... weapon ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... ... so.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... Where's Tron?

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... ... ... of effect ... ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: What? Chibifi... Dear Light!

[Radio] Transmission detected: Oh heck.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... not ... to turn ... all into ... ... ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... comin' I'm ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... ... the most ... ... ... my life.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... to do ... ... See ... all ... zee future.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ;'s ... Echo sounds ... true ... queen fashion ... ... ... fair ... ... to ... if we ... aware ... ... ... the ... man ... no sense of style might ... up ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ...

"You know, that's funny, because it's true," Andruw responds, but not with the dry, harsh tones of a fellow cynic. Rather, Andruw seems quite sad about it. Melancholy, even.

He idly cocks his head, gaze randomly pointing upward. "By the way. Since it's probably a good time to start doing my job -- something appears to be up. Something about chibification and mirrors, and... Wily. Something like that." Andruw gives an almost wistful sigh. "Can you make anything of that, because I can't..."

Hey. It's a welcome distraction.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... pardon?

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... effect ... the chibification ... last... one ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: Wily ... ... be ... ... ... ... ... Mirror Desert to 'chibify' ... mass

[Radio] Transmission detected: Whatever ... ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: I ... to ... for ... a lot smaller a lot cuter ... ... ... ... ... by ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: understood securing myself ... the ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... hope ... ... ... ... ... ... a ... ... if the ... ... going to ... chibified I'm getting ... ... ... I've ... enough ... ... with ... ... device.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Sarah pipes up herself. "...what do ... ... Director? Should ... be putting down ... welding ... here?"

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... ... ... will ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... don't ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... ... way ... find ... though.

[Radio] Transmission detected: Great... this is goin' on and I'm... /geographically displaced/... at a ... festival. ...

[Radio] Transmission detected: ... if ... effects are ... ... the planet ... ... orbit ... not be ... It's worth ... shot.

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...

[past this point, all intercept spam has been edited out, because it's darn annoying]

[Global News Network] this just in! Massive energy build up detected in Africa! Masters coinverging on source! Wily sighted! We go live, NOW! *The view switches to a camera, zoomed in on Wily in the saucer. The desert below is twisted and blurred under massive amounts of energy coming from multiple chibi cannon arrays. "People of the world! I have had it with your sniveling. Your whining. Complaining. And your overall lack of a sense of humor. You all SUCK!" Wily cackles madly in the saucer, spinning around. "Which is why..." He holds up a button and waggles it at the camera. "I'm going to chibify you ALL! BWAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!" *CLICK* Wily presses the button. And every chibi cannon opens fire at once. "ENJOY MY CHIBI-FUKU-YATTA Bomb, citizens of earth!" The cannons fire, all the beams converging on one point- Wily - before scattering to the corners of the earth. Within seconds (40 to be exact), the entire globe is encompassed, Oddly, one beam twists strangely, right towards...Cut Man.....

[Radio: (F) Public] The voices of a thosand mets suddenly go 'Nerp...WAI!' in chorus.

[Radio: (F) Public] Magma Dragoon transmits, "Oh sweet mother of...WAAAAAAI!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Ballade transmits, "..."

[Radio: (F) Public] Ballade transmits, "..."

[Radio: (F) Public] Ballade transmits, "...Wai."

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Doppler says, in a voice an octive higher than usual, "Well, Albert, I hope you're happy now?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man laughs!

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man transmits, "Suckers!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Wow! It's Dr. Wily transmits, "WAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHA! Waiiii! I did it! YATTA! YATTA! WAIII! EEEHEHEHEHHE!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Bass is apparently unaffected. "Outer space. It's so ... quiet."

"It is," Adrian says, simply.

He'd say more, but he's getting caught crossways by radio traffic himself, and he *knows* what Wily means. "Yes, I do," Abernathy continues, torn between between outright laughter or running for the nearest teleporter, screaming.

-- Too late for /that/. With a *bamf*, a jingle, and a frightened -- yowl? -- where there was Abernathy, there is now a catboy dressed very much like Abby. And he's only about a foot tall.

"Nyah, goddammit," he declares, voice positively sour.

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "WAAAAAAAAAI! ...What...what happened!?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Hard Man transmits, "OMGWTFWAIII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man cries out, "Aaaayyeeeeiii....hoo...hooo hoooo....WOO HOO HOO!!!" That...definately is NOT chibi.

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "Hrm, apparently shoddy hundred year old insulation has prevented the effects..."

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Doppler transmits, "I am in lederhosen. Lederhosen! Do you hear me, Albert? I haven't worn lederhosen since I was seven!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon transmits, "..YATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "...WHERE ARE MY LEGS WAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!... and why can In talk... AND WHY AM I IN A DRESS!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang sounds much... cuter than usual. "Well. My ponytail reaches my feet now. Although the skirt is a bit drafty." There's a long pause. "Odd. Chibifying doesn't make tentacle monsters any less horrifying."

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "I imagine you are very cute, Mr. Doppler."

[Radio: (F) Public] Wow! It's Dr. Wily transmits, "My apologies Sigmund."

[Radio: (F) Public] Magic Man transmits, "This is truly the most horrifying invention you have ever created, father. Congratulations."

[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, ".....yatta."

[Radio: (F) Public] Ballade transmits, "Wai. I feel...pretty."

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man just continues laughing his stupid head off.

[Radio: (F) Public] Skull Man still in his normal deep voice. "Someone will pay. Horribly. Wai."

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man transmits, "YATA! We are the chibi restiance if futile! You will be chibied and added to our own WAIIII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Hard Man transmits, "What is going on with me? This isn't cool! WAIII! Now I'm like one of those crazy midget wrestlers! HEEHEEHEE! YATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Big Bad Sword Man transmits, "This is quite embarrassing. Yatta."

[Radio: (F) Public] Ballade transmits, "Indeed. Hee. Hee."

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "...Hm. The flying eyeballs are enourmously huge."

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man SQUEAKS! "I HATE YOU FAAAAAAAAATE! WAAAAAAI!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Hard Man transmits, "YATTA"

[Radio] Transmission detected: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAK!!

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon seems to be fighting it. "I....Will..KILL...you...." Then he fails. "YATTAWAIWAIYATAYATTAWAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Doppler gives a long-suffering sigh.

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "...I believe it would be prudent that I remain in here."

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "So, Mr. Doppler, do you enjoy your leather pants?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Retro Packrat transmits, "Dammit, Wily! WAI!! Did you have to do this?! Now will I....oh no, yatta. Kurt...please don't look at me like that. Please, WAI! Aw, CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!! *sound of scuffling, plates breaking, and the yowling of a small cat*"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "WAAIII!! WHERE ARE MY LEGS!!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon transmits, "You don't need legs! KAWAII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Doppler transmits, "Laugh now, while you can, Albert. No streudel for you."

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Hm. I seem to be in a pigtail again. How traditional. If you'll excuse me, I need to take readings on this effect. And the Mets... well. Cute mets are... my eyes hurt."

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "I do not know who suffers greater. The effected, or the unaffected."

"Oh, well then," Andruw says, trying to sound enthusiastic about this prospect. He continues looking upward, even as the energy wave washes over dear beloved...and now chibified... London.

With a smiliar *bamf*, Feste disappears, and in his place is left... a short, almost scrawny-looking figure, dressed rather like some old-fashioned noble, complete with red overcoat and hat with two green feathers tucked into the band. And the ponytail. We musn't forget the hair!

Upon sighting Catboy Abernathy, the chibified Amadaun throws back his head and laughs. It's a squeaky laugh, too. "Aww, you're cute! ...er... oh my."

[Radio: (F) Public] Sarah Fairchild's drone Mimir, sounding something like 343 Guilty Spark, announces airily, "I do SO hope you're happy, Rambler. The Creator is lying in a pile of scrap, unconscious, due to your...bomb."

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "...but but wai! THERE'S NOTHING BELOW MY WAIST WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AND I'M WEARING DRESS YATTA!!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] There is a rushing sound of twinkling and 'pingy shiny' sound effects as an echoing voice calls out, "There is great evil in the world! Evil that must be stopped! This is why the forces of Truth, Happiness, Love, and Shinies gather together for... PRETTY PRETTY SHINING SPIDER TRANSFORMATION! WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Snake Man transmits, "But you look ssso sssmashing in pink, Grenade."

[Radio: (F) Public] Abernathy transmits, "AUGH! SHUT UP, COMMANDER! -- NYAH!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man mind starts to go more chibi. "We need cookies... wai!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man just cannot stop laughing.

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Waaaai..."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste giggles over the radio. Yes.

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "I find myself glad that I and my creations are considered kowai in this state, not kawaii."

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "...what precisely is the difference?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Ballade transmits, "Hee. Cease your laughter, Tengu Man. Ha."

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Doppler mutters, "Lederhosen..."

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man giggles. "Sailor Doctor Wily...."

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man transmits, "Dude, no way, this is fricking hilarious. Especially since I lucked out."

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "Scary versus cute. I appear to have ghostly blue flames orbiting my head."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon transmits, "You say that now! But WAIWAI!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man mocks, "Yatta! Wai wai Ballade!" And then bursts into laughter again.

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Bite me, Tengu! YATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "Can someone... WAI! pick up my body YAIIA!......er YATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Bass transmits, "I'm envious. I wish I could have ghostly blue flames orbiting /my/ head."

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Me too! That would be fun."

[Radio: (F) Public] Ballade transmits, "Wai do you mock me? I order you to silence yourself! Yatta!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Pretty Pretty Prism Shiny Sailor Senshi Spider transmits, "Ooooooh! KITTIES! WAIIIIIIII! ^.^ WAIT! EVIL! YES! Come, Director! WE MUST BRING JUSTICE TO THE EVILDOERS WITH THE POWER OF SHININESS!.

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man, still laughing. "Awww, fine."

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "If I may express an opinion, Bass... You are probably the epitomy of kowai."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chill Snowcat transmits, "Mew WAII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy wails. In a chibi way.

[Radio: (F) Public] Bass chuckles. "Thank you, Doctor Xiang. You flatter me."

[Radio] Transmission detected: ...Try ... ... feet ... Yatta.

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon transmits, "I can't even set things on /fire/ properly.....YATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Hard Man transmits, "OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAI! YATTAAAA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Feste transmits, "Poor, poor Abernathy, wai! You ought to try a more optimistic outlook -- yatta! How often do you get to have cat ears and a tail, hmmm? Wai!"

[Radio: (F) Public] There is the squeaky voices of the thousand chibfied mettools. "Nerp... nerp? NERP! WAINERP! Nerpnerpneeeeeerp..." It fades into irritated, if cute muttering of 'nerp'.

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon transmits, "...Wily...WAI! I'll get you if it's the last thing I YATTA! do!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "The MetMany seems... quite upset, however."

Hovertank <Stalwart> arrives from the London - Eastern Residential.

Hovertank <Stalwart> has arrived.

There is one advantage about being a catboy: You have a /lot/ of extra appendages to express yourself with. Catboy Abby backs his ears, pointing one clawed finger at the chibi-Amadaun, fairly trembling with rage. His tail's all puffed out, too, much like that of an -- angry cat. "I am /not/," he declares, puffing out -- if anything -- a little more, "cute! Nyah!"

Then he pauses, tail de-poofing, and abruptly claps his hands over his mouth. His ears prick back forward, and he gives Feste-Amadan a particularly hopeless look. Aww, it's the sad kitty look.

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "WAAAAI! I hate mets!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man says, "Chibi Evil FORWARD!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "YATTA! HELP! SOME SCHOOL GIRLS HAVE FOUND ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"

Hovertank <Stalwart>

Twelve meters long and massing nearly 70 tonnes, the Stalwart is the most advanced hovertank design in existance today. While outclassed by Ride Armors, the hovertank is cheaper, easier to use, and still very, very dangerous on the battlefield. Mounting a platoon's worth of heavy firepower, this massive machine floats half a meter off the ground, unimpeeded by rough terrain and debris. Its weapons load centers around the low, angluar turret and the 80mm twin cannons placed there. A vehicle dedicated to the art of war and the pinnacle of Rommel's evolution, the Stalwart is not something to be trifled with.

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon transmits, "...Oh no! Schoolgirls are dangerous!? WAAAAAI! HELP MEEEE!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "...Catboy Abernathy? Tail?"

Prismatic Spider has arrived.

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "Near as I can see."

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy transmits, "... Yes. Nyah."

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "I do not intend to leave my hiding hole until this blows over."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste giggles, "Yes! You should see it! Wai!"

Prismatic Spider has left.

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy transmits, "I'm going to kill you TOO, you Norwegian fruitcake! Nyah!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "...Mr. Wily...this weapon of yours is horrific. I just saw a chibified cockroach wearing a skirt..."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn apparently on Eurasia, as he still sounds like normal Daryn, "AHHH!!!!!!!!!!", he screams in absolute terror.

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste whines, "I'm *not* a fruitcake, and what are you going to do, scratch me to death? Yatta!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chill Snowcat transmits, "I made an ice slide! WAIIII Its FUN!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy transmits, "IF I HAVE TO! Nyah!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "I have a sudden urge to lurk about in a maousoleum. I'm going to visit my morgue, and pray that the corpses aren't overly cute."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste cackles wildly.

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn screams again, "AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "I would advise against it."

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy hisses. Like an angry cat.

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "...Sweet Anscestors. This probably hit my sister."

The Chibi Amadan can but howl in squeaky laughter. "Oh yes... yes you are!" he singsongs back, idly...losing the hat in the process. Revealing two neat, small horns -- how does *that* happen? Well. Abby's a catboy, and Feste's... a chibi-Sidhe, apparently.

"Oh dear," giggles Feste, apparently just noting this fact. "That's a bit odd, nyah!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon transmits, "...I don't want to exist anymore!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang sounds... panicked, for the first time ever on broadband radio. "Seal the lab! Cut off all lines of communication. Do not let... *fzzzzkkkk*

[Radio: (F) Public] Rumble Silverfish transmits, "I hope that this global screwup of yours, Mr. Wily, is not permanent."

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man laughs. "If only!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Wow! It's Dr. Wily transmits, "WAUUUUU!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Wow! It's Dr. Wily transmits, "ooc: err...waiii...."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste OOC: *mocks*

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn Screams again, "MEGUMI HAS GONE CHIBI!! MY EYES!!!", another voice on the radio, female, apparently Megumi shouts, "I'm gonna get you Daryn-chan! Yatta! Your Cigarrettes or your life!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man giggiles. "WAIIIII! Chibi forever we are!"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn whimpers.

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "WILL NO ONE WAAAI! SAVE ME! FROM THE SCHOOL GIRL... YATTA NEVER MIND I DON'T WANNA BE SAVED WAI!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Spring Man transmits, "EY! ^.^"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon transmits, "I'm so cute! WAI! ...I want to die! YATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Spring Man transmits, "I'M SO CUTE!! *bounce*"

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Me too! Yatta!"

Abernathy tailtwitches irritably at this, trying to restrain the desire to start cussing again. No matter how impressive Russian swearing sounds, it does not sound at *all* impressive when it's shot through with 'nyah!' every other sentence.

Of course, the fact that Feste decided to pick up on the hated word sends him from 'irritated' to 'enraged' about as quickly as you can say -- nyah. His ears flatten again, and he lunges at the chibi-Amadan, with an high-pitched yowl of anger. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn bashes against the Eurasia glass, "Why won't it break!? I need to get to where the chibi can't survive...IN DEEP SPACE!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi Magma Dragoon transmits, "Lets all die together! WAAAAAAAIIIII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man like Glenda the Good Witch, "Now Daryn, just click your heals three times and repeat...there's no such thing as chibis."

And then the army came.

Well, not the Army, but the Stalwart DOES round the corner at (insert ludicrous speed here), screeching to a halt not ten feet from the chibipair. With the sound of squeaking and struggling, the tank top opens to reveal...

Prismatic Spider. With huge eyes. And in a fuku. And smiling in that omgsugarhigh way. Arm blurring as he waves to them, he yells out in an unnaturally high, energetically squeaky voice, "AAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYY!!!!!!! Let's GO!"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Hey Magma, can you breathe in a vacuum? *a pause* That's right, it's just a horrible anime reference come to life due to drinking one too many vodkas!"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "If I become abstinent in my consumption of alcohol, these chibi hallucinations will vanish!"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "...So just one more drink and I'm done."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Or two."

[Radio: (F) Public] Spring Man transmits, "We love you, Daryn! *wai!*"

ChibiFeste continues cackling happily at the Catboy's expense -- right up until Abernathy POUNCES with all the MIGHTY FURY of an ENRAGED catboy. Feste is bowled over, right into the fence surrounding the Tyburn Tree.

"'Ey!" he squeaks frantically. "I did *not* deserve that... er... wai, friend of yours? Nyah?" Feste idly points toward the Stalwart screaming down the street, placing extra-special emphasis on that last 'nyah', just for Abby.

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Okay, okay, just one!"

ChibiAbby is about to throttle ChibiFeste at this point in time, except that Prism comes barrelling around the corner in the Stalwart. This wouldn't be special or distracting at all to his MURDEROUS RAGE, except that -- just then -- the Spider himself pops out. One catboy ear turns toward the Stalwart, then Abby peers over his shoulder, eyes narrowed ... and he spots the shiny thing. With all the waving appendages. He abruptly leaves off strangling Feste to whip around, ears pricked forward again as he stares at the extremely shiny ... pretty ... mobile talking toy thing. " ... " He's struck speechless by the sheer -- perfection of Prism's cat-toy-ness in this state.

"Okay! Nyah!" he finally declares, grabbing the Amandan by the arm -- of course he's not leaving off a chance to strangle him -- and making a mad dash for the tank. SHINY SHINY SHINY OMG WHEEEEEEEEEE

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy suddenly transmits, "OMG WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Waaaai!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chill Snowcat transmits, "**THUMPCRASH!!!** WAIIIII! **rustlerustlerustle** Help! I can't get outta the dumpster! WAII! MEW!"

ChibiFeste eeps upon being grabbed yet again, lingering just long enough to grab and replace his hat - and so he'll be *yoinked* in typical cartoon fashion.

WHOA shiny. The Amadan's eyes widen to the size of fifty-cent pieces, and he happily dashes along with the Catboy. SHINY YES PLEASE

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang transmits, "...OMG WHEEEEEGLOOOM"

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man laughs so hard at Chill. Yes. Because it's really, really funny.

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy transmits, "omg omg omg shinnnny nyaaah!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Spring Man transmits, "EY! Sweatbands!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste is awed. "Shiny!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Wow! It's Dr. Wily transmits, "Ice cream! WAIIIIIIIIIII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Pretty Pretty Prism Shiny Sailor Senshi Spider transmits, "FOR SHINY! FOR HAPPY! FOR KAWAII! FORWARD, MY ARMY! DEFEAT EVIL... FOR THE SHINIES!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Dr. Nathan Xiang begins singing in a cute little boy voice. "Oh, the foot bone is connected to the..." He keeps singing, even as the sounds of a bone saw start up.

[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, "You are all going to pay for this.....wai."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste transmits, "YATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Waaaaai! Blues!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Yattaaaaaaa! Do you wanna some Ice Cream?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Blues transmits, "....no."

Pretty Pretty Prism Shiny Sailor Senshi Spider continues waving as his new MINIONS OF JUSTICE, SHINIES, AND HAPPINESS join him! "WAIIIIIIIII! YAAAAY! Get on, we need to hurry!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Wow! It's Dr. Wily transmits, "Always a spoil sport, WAIIII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Yeah! MEANIE! WAAAAAAAAI!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chill Snowcat audibly sweatdrops as the sound of a trash truck can be heard in the background, "WAIIIIII! Mew! HELP!!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Spring Man transmits, "I'll save you! *yatta!*"

[Radio: (F) Public] Spring Man transmits, ".... Where are you at?"

Hovertank <Stalwart>

============================ Hovertank <Stalwart> ============================

The inside of the Hovertank <Stalwart>.

====================== Type 'vhelp' for a command list. ======================

Contents:

Prismatic Spider

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "In a dumpster apparently! Yaaaaaaatttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Abernathy has arrived.

[Radio: (F) Public] Chill Snowcat transmits, "In the trash!! Wai!!! They're gettin closer! SanAn MEW!!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Awwww, so cute kitty!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Spring Man transmits, "I'll get you if I can cuddle you! *ey!*"

With a *thump*, ChibiAbby falls through the hatch of the Stalwart and bounds over to one of the (greatly oversized) seats. He's still got a hand on ChibiFeste, too. Aww, how cute. Either that, or he's saving the sweet, sweet killing for a lot later. "Where are we going, Commander? Nyah!" he inquires, curling up on the seat. The tip of his tail twitches as he watches Prism. So ... shiny.

Outside> The instant the pair get on, Prism dives into the tank, laughing maniacally as he hits the gas. Whether they're ready or not, the Stalwart launches through the chaotic streets of London, heading for the Teleporters!

ChibiFeste is being *touched*. He plops down into the seat next to Abernathy, and... pouts. Oversized bottom lip quivering, he pouts in Abernathy's general direction. Whine. You're going to hurt me. *sadface*

Dr. Light has arrived.

Prismatic Spider is moving at ChibiSpeed (More than sound, less than light!) as he darts around the controls, somehow managing to steer the hovertank as it bolts off. "ICE CREAM!"

Aww. If there's anything sadder than a kittysadface, it's a Sidhesadface. ChibiAbby, distracted from trying to determine how to grab Prism and toss him around, glances over at Feste and backs his ears. Aww. So sad. He pats the chibiFool's hand, about to say something -- then glances toward Prism again. Seems he's got the attention span of a chibi, if the overwhelming, world-destroying rage is his own. "Ice cream?"

The owner of said Sidhesadface pouts further, even when patted. Hmph! At the mention of 'ice cream', however, his attention abruptly *zings* to Prism. "ICE CREAM!" ChibiFeste happily squeals at the prospect. Ice cream... er... yes...

Outside, a lone figure appears on a rooftop. The holler is loud and clear! "ICE CREAM!" With a blend of lights and blurs known only in Japan, the Chibi-Light flies through the air, ready to attack the tank in the name of mint chip! "WAI!" The Chibilight lands with a thoom, and politely knocks on the door. "Ice cweam pwease."

Outside> Cyclops arrives from the London - Eastern Residential.

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "YATTA ZEEEEEEE, OYAJIIIIII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "Excuse me. Could someone inform me as to what would happen if a bunch of superdeformed robot masters, and Doctor Wily got ahold of tons and tons of ice cream filled with sugar and--...."

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "Nevermind."

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man transmits, "Your not chibi bro WAI!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste transmits, "Mary, mother of wai! That's a... lot of ice cream... yatta!"

[O-Civilian] Are You A Man, Or Are You Retro Packrat says, "Our father, who wais in heaven, yatta be thy name..."

Outside> Hovertank <Stalwart> instantly begins a screeching stop as ChibiLight lands on the tank, and the Pretty Pretty Prism Shiny Sailor Senshi Spider pops his head out as the door opens, hands waving as he calls out, point-blank, "YES! Come in, and let's go get some ICE CREAM! FOR SHINIES AND JUSTICE!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "... I need something to drink."

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Slushie?"

The *thoom* startles the catboy into falling off the chair, startled cat style. He scrambles to his feet, quick as he can, tail lashing as he darts toward the tank's hatch -- and pokes his head out, alongside Prism, ears first. "More people?!" he declares, somewhere between disturbed and enthused. Then he shrugs, grabs Light by the wrist, and drags him into the tank.

Outside> Chibi Light beams, a grin from ear to ear. "Tank yoo!" With that, Light is yanked in!

ChibiFeste hm! More company! The Amadan squeaks happily at Light, waving frantically with one hand.

[Radio: (F) Public] Snake Man transmits, "Knowing Crash, that'sss not it."

Outside> The fourth memeber of the Super Shiny Senshi Squad joined, the Stalwart resumes it's insane charge through London! FOR SHINIES AND ICE CREAM!

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "Ahh. Beer. Sweet, Sweet Beer."

Finding that, with Light, the number of chairs in the Stalwart is now one less than their company, the chibi catboy is faced with a dilemma. So he leaps up onto Feste's chair, and declares, "Move over, nyah!" in an imperious tone of voice. OBEY THE DIRECTOR.

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man says nothing. *Glug. Glug. Glug. THUD*.

Oh no you don't. ChibiFeste narrows his eyes at the Catboy. Uh, no way, Jose. With a quiet 'grr', the Amadan latches onto his seat by whatever means possible. "Wai! *You* move over!" Ingrate! Pfah!

ChibiAbby tailtwitches, ears gone back again, tail beginning to puff out. Even the hair on the back of his neck is standing up. Oo, he looks impressively mad -- and he is a CAT. HE IS A LIVING INCARNATION OF GOD! HE WILL NOT BE DENIED! ... So he bites the Sidhe.

Outside>

And roaring through London in the opposite direction is an insane little chibified cyborg, named Cyclops, barely able to reach the controls of his hoverbike as he swerves through traffic, heading RIGHT FOR THE STALWART.

ChibiFeste will not be moved! By any man, chibi, or force of nature! Or something. Well, maybe bribes. But that's another story.

The Sidhe just blinks as he's BITTEN OMFG. A long pause ensues, only to be broken by an eardrum-shattering wail.

Light cares not for the seat count! He continues to bounce around the tank. "Ice! Cream! Ice! Cream!" He clings to the seat back of the pilot's seat. "Dere be ice cream in Tokyo."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chill Snowcat transmits, "He saved me! hesavedmewai!!! spring.....spring.....CATTOY!!!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "RAR! I AM CHIBI-ZILLA WAIIII! *boingboingboingboing*"

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " Wai! I drank too much! I think I I I am hallucinating, yes that that must yatta be it! ...."

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man transmits, "Nope."

Aw, crap. The catboy just BIT into the wailing thing. That puts him way too close to the source of the wail, and -- with typically impaired chibi judgment -- he also didn't realize that biting == hurt. Or that he has, like, fangs. He blinkblinks, ears fairly flattened with surprise, then releases his jawhold on the Sidhe's arm. His ears drop after a moment's thought, before he licks the bite by way of apology -- and backs to the edge of the chair, before hopping off. He skitters under it, hiding in the shadows. After a moment, two pink eyes can be seen gleaming in the darkness down there. Heh heh heh.

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man transmits, "You are actually chibi. Chew on that for a sec."

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "FROSTY TENGU BEING MEEEEAAAAN!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man transmits, "Tengu-chan, want to get some ice cream with us?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man transmits, "... am NOT!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "ARE TOO! WAI!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man transmits, "Am not."

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man teacher voices, "Well well...looks like someone's needing some...correction."

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man transmits, "Oh crap."

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "'Tengu-Chan'?"

Outside> And what happens in a situation like this?

They crash, duh. Unfortunately, the Stalwart is a lot bigger, so it of course wins. The Chibified Cyclops flies through the air, over the Stalwart.... and falls in a perfect arc as the Pretty Pretty Prismatic Sailor Senshi Spider (TM) flips open the hatch again, letting Cyclops fall into the tank neatly. And landing on a randomly-appearing Rock Plushie (Where did THAT come from). The ChibiSpider only looks back for a second as the tand closes, and he calls back as the tank roars on obliviously, "HI! Come join us for Ice cream, shinies, and JUSTICE!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "ARE TOO! YATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Tengu Man can be heard facepalming loudly.

Cyclops has arrived.

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man laughs innocently in his squeeky chibi voice. "What?"

ChibiAbby is hiding under one of the chairs. His eyes track Cyclops as the chibicyborg falls into the Stalwart, looking like some sort of eerie -- yet chibi -- demon. Mu ha ha. I am cat. Worship meee.

[travelspam cut]

The ChibiAmadan ceases wailing after being licked. 'Cause that's just weird.. but... pretty kitty!

ChibiFeste, following the path of the catboy with his eyes (green! eheheheheh!) leeeeeans over the seat. "Nyah?"

Cyclops looks around, taking in the interior of the tank (and those gathered), before cackling manically. "Yes, yes, ice cream will help fuel my uber fantastic alpha omega 3421854 hyper mega destruco beam cannon!!"

Dr. Light ooooooos wide-eyed to Cyclops. "You wanna build a uber fantastic alpha omega 3421854 hyper mega destruco beam cannon TOO? WAI!!"

Prismatic Spider just looks back and arches a chibiopticridge, then shrugs. "WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" Someone has to be the crazy one in the group.

Outside> Fortunately for Tengu, he is currently lacking nose length. The basket merely bounces off of his FACE, ow... and... um... here comes Frost?

Quirking an eyebrow like it's going out of style, Tengu swiftly flips around, heading in the opposite direction. Whatever Frost's got planned... he doesn't want to know.

Outside> Tengu Man retreats from the area swiftly, outdistancing all pursuit and parting shots.

Outside> Sword Man meanwhile rolls over, flopping onto his back. Beside him is an empty carton of cookie dough. Empty because at least half of it is plastered on his face, if not already consumed. His feet, a little more balanced, stumbles upright, making their way to Frosty as he blares on his bagpipes. What's he gonna do? Ask for more? Ask to leave? Nope, he just kicks the Theta in the shin. Those bagpipes are giving him a headache!

The catboy's eyes widen slightly as he's peered at, and he pokes his nose and eartips forward, out of the shadow. "Myah," he states, staring at the Amadan.

Outside> Grenade Man continues bouncing his way toward the ice cream on his on normal sized leg the skirt sorta hanging over it, "WAAAAAI!! SAVE DSOME FOR CHIBI-ZILLA RAR! WAI! YAIIA!... er TAYYA... um YATTA!!!"

"Wai!" proclaims the Amadan. Success! Found the kitty. Heheheheh.

Abernathy. o O (If he tries to pull my tail, I'm gutting him.)

Outside> Chill Snowcat arrives from the Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo.

Outside> Shark Man sips on his drink happily, still thinking that someone will bring him some ice cream. The chibi-ray must have affected his neural net, or something.

Feste .o(Ears! *cackle*)

Outside> Frost watches Tengu fly off. In a perfect Scottish accent, "Ah well. Thee laddy 'll get his in time." Then, he's kicked in the shin. Looking down, "No sense letting a good swing go to waste now, laddy." From out of no where, the Warner Bros. Frost Man pulls an ancient looking golf club. Looking down at Sword, he calls out, "Fooorrrrrrrrre", rolling the 'r' perfectly.

THWACK!

Outside> Tengu Man sends a radio transmission.

Cyclops stares at Dr. Light, before grinning evily. "Together, we can destroy the world's entire supply of cheese!" o O (And then I'll stab him in the back, and rule the world myself!! )

The kitty in question scootches forward a little more. He's entranced by the hat, apparently. So, with that thought in mind, he reaches out a hand to -- batbatbat at the feathers.

Outside> TOO LATE for Tengu Man -- a golfball neatly *smacks* into the back of his head, dropping Tengu like a bad habit. Ow ow ow.

The Aerial jumps right back up, swearing like a sailor and rubbing furiously at the back of his head. Oh, he's SO out of here.

Chibi Light is shocked and confused? "Cheese? No cheeeeeeese? That plan's no gouda!" Groan if you have to. "And without cheeese, we can't have spaghetti all covered in cheeeese!"

Outside> Tengu Man enters the Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo.

Outside> Tengu Man has left.

Outside> And then the army came. (Yes, I know I used it earlier, don't hit me*WHACK* OW!)

Blaring from the teleporters, the Stalwart... Or rather, a shinily, hastily repainted Stalwart with glitter, screeches right into the middle of the chaos, and stops!

It hisses, almost intimidatingly...

Until the top opens and with a burst of light, shinies, cool sound effects, and a bowl of cottage cheese, Pretty Pretty Prismatic Sailor Senshi Spider leaps from the open top tankhatch, landing in a dramatic pose as he points a large wand that's radiating Maglite-level shininess towards the Masters. "IN THE NAME OF TRUTH, JUSTICE, LOVE AND... He stops, then poings, waving all of his hands in a Tokyo Shuffle blur. "ICE CREAM!"

Outside> Crash Man sends a radio transmission to Blues.

Oops. Hat off again. One of the Catboy's swings manages to catch the edge and -- knock it off, once more revealing that Amadan does indeed have Sidhe horns. Fear.

Oh wait, hatch opening! The Amadan hurriedly replaces his hat, grabs the Catboy by a paw, and hops upward... to fall hopelessly short.

Outside> THWACK! And Sword's lower half is made into a golf ball! WAI!! Sailing, he SMACKS Tengu into the back of the head, dropping along with Tengu, not stopping in air like Tengu does. Instead, he's caught by his upper half, who rolled into the way to stop his legs. "Now now, that's no way to treat your brothers! YATTA!"

Prismatic Spider has left.

Outside> What was that? Saikyo-Chibi-Cut chomp trough the barrel he just finished to see what's happening! First, Frost golfing Sword Man away! "Waaaaaai! Good one, Frostie! Hehehe..."

Then the coming of the Pretty Pretty Prismatic Sailor Senshi Spider! So cuuuuuuute! So...so, flashy! "Waaaaai! Hurray! Hurray!" Look at the little chibi clapping with is non-existant hands! "CHOUHATSUUUU!"

Outside> King is just being dragged around by Cut Man. He is chibified - but most certainly NOT functional. He's fried.

Outside> Shark Man looks up at Prism. "Wai dude, you're all, like, shiny, and stuff! Will you get me some yatta ice cream?"

Outside> And what might the shiny shiny glittery powersuit find on itself? Why it's Junk Man! Two feet of shiny uberchibiness in a little fuku with a carton of chocolate cherry nut truffle. Munchmunch. Looking up with a big messy smile, he says. "HELLOOOO~~*zh*" And wavies! How did he get his hands on ice cream? Best not to guess. Wai!

Cyclops stares at chibi Light, red eye glowing... Before he suddenly hears mention of 'ICE CREAM!' above, and leaps up, out the hatch.

This wins the Amadan a look of disgust from the catboy. That is /so/ not how you get out a tank. With a "myah" of definite disgust, the cat scoops the Sidhe up off the tank's deck and bounces out the hatch. Hmmf. Leave it up to a Sidhe to botch something like this. "White men *can't* jump, nyah," the catboy doth declare.

Outside> Grenade Man hops along on his normal sized leg, and then finds a free vat of ice cream falling off the leg he yells, "BAN-YATTA-ZAI!" and then falls into the stuff with a splut, "YUMMY WAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" fear for he is a cute explosive, and then he yells out a game quote, "LET ME SHOW YOU MY CUTE BOMBS! WAI!"

Cyclops has left.

Nogaki Commercial District - Neo Tokyo

Although this part of the city is the largest and busiest at any given time, the lack of any real streets gives the impression of being quiet. Due to the sheer enormity of Neo Tokyo's population and consumer demands, the city's planners decided to build not only out, but up... and down. The Nogaki commercial district extends for miles in all directions, with public lifts capable of transporting thousands of people per second.

On this level are the mostly normal, everday businesses such as grocery stores, mega-department stores, and everything in between. The eastern hemisphere's largest McDonald's takes up a large portion of space here, having served over 11 times 10 to the 20th power burgers since its company's creation back in the 20th Century.

Contents: Contents:

Cyclops [Cloak] [M] Prismatic Spider [Labcoat] [RF]

Grenade Man [Normal] [RM] Chill Snowcat [Armored] [C]

Metal Man [Armor] [RM] Junk Man [Junky] [RM]

Crash Man [Armored] [RM] Cut Man [Armour] [RM]

King [Royal_armor] [RM] Shark Man [Armour] [RM]

Sword Man [Chibi_sword] [RM] Frost Man [Normal] [RM]

Hovertank <Stalwart> [RF] Vintage 2001 WRX

Namura General Hospital Pets 4 U

Northeast <NE>: Tetsuo's Hibachi Grill and Karoake Bar

West <W>: Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo

Public Lift Up <LU>: Nogaki Commerical District Level 2 - Neo Tokyo

Public Lift Down <LD>: Nogaki Commerical District Sublevel 1 - Neo Tokyo

North <N>: Fujiwa Art District - Neo Tokyo

East <E>: Harbor District - Neo Tokyo

South <S>: Residential District - Neo Tokyo

Abernathy has arrived.

Aldebaran has arrived.

"Wai!" proclaims the Amadan once more. "You're even whiter than I am, you loon." Quite indignant, ChibiFeste hmphs, only to remember that he is, in fact, in Abby's arms. Dangit... not again... so inconvenient.

Frost Man looks over at the tank, "Well lad, I see you be haveen' you a shiny new tank thare. I'm guessin' you be hear to ruin aur fun and steal me lucky charms?" He spins into a tornado, coming out looking like a familiar boxer, "'ey yo... But, ya know... I can't just LET ya come an' take it. I mean, I'm willin' ta share it wit' ya, if ya' nice. But there's no sense comin' in all huffy, an' angry abou' it, with ya' big tank *sniff*"

Prismatic Spider has left.

Prismatic Spider has arrived.

Following behind shiny chibi Prismatic Spider is the person you'd least expect to be in the Stalwart: Cyclops! A /chibified/ Cyclops. Who's, in the time from leaping out the hatch and landing on top of the tank, produced a ray gun of some kind. No doubt something that turns anything into icecream, or covers someone completely in glitter.

And shortly after the arrival of the Super Shiny WTF Prism Blaster Happy Yatta! Spider, two more chibis appear, in the form of a catboy (ChibiAbby) with an armful of Sidhe (chibiAmadanFeste). Wai! "I," he declares proudly, "am not a man. Myah." He drops the Sidhe unceremoniously on the edge of the tank, and goes through a two-second ritual of grooming out his mussed hair and ears. Tailtwitch.

Sword Man simply eyes the shiny spider, pushing his lower half off of him. "The Spider! WAI!" He shouts, pushing himself upright and readying his blade...until he realizes 2 things: His blade is still plastic...and he's a bit off balance from all that ice cream. "Blasted...perhaps we could simply play some chess, or monopoly to settle this?"

There might be one thing more disturbing than that lot, and possibly more disturbing than Dr. Wily as a sailor scout. This is, of course, the OTHER notorious Doctor. Yes, a Chibi Dr. Light emerges from the Stalwart complete with fuku. "IN THE NAME OF CHEESE, GIMME ICE CREAM!"

Dr. Light has arrived.

ChibiFeste *plops* down once again, and takes another extra-special moment to pout at Caternathy. (forced rhyme. shut up.) "Well, neither am I, really, I suppose... nyah?" He idly peeks toward the battlefield, legs kicking against the side of the tank like an impatient schoolchild. "Shouldn't we go, and, er, fight for everlasting peace? And ice cream? Pleeeeease?"

"I have a better idea, Swordie!" Saikyo-Cut's plastic cutters breach trough the ice cream barrel he had on his head and, grabing the unactive King's hand, he rollrollroll troward the Mighty Heroic Morphing Pinkie Fuku Power Senshi Sailors!...To wich he /FIST SHAKE/ provockingly!

"I challenge all of you...Tooooo..." He drag the 'o' for a loooooooong time, befor raising boths his arms high and exclaming(and flinging King in the air by the same time)

"TO AN ICE CREAM EATING CONTEST!"

Grenade Man can't eat the ice cream fast enough an it begins to melt his cries coming from the vat, with hit normal sized leg next to it, "HELP WAI HELP YATTA I'M DROWNIN' DROWNIN' HAAAAALP MEEEEEEE! WAAAAAIIIII!"

Sword Man burps, holding his 'stomach' a bit. "No more ice cream...too much....."

ChibiAbby, finished with the whole grooming thing and looking somewhat better, flops down on the side of the tank. In typical cat-fashion, he's curled up in such a way that his spine would probably be broken otherwise. And rests his chin on his hands, elbows on the side of the tank. "Maybe just ice cream, nyah," he comments, after watching the sugary carnage for a moment. "World peace is boring. And I should think not, you've got horns. Myah." The news of the ice cream contest causes his ears to prick forward, but, typical feline, he doesn't go anywhere. "AMUSE ME, MORTALS! MYAH!" he shouts, suddenly.

Metal Man is consuming vast levels of ice cream now look at him go!

Abby asked for it....

...Nyu...

Prismatic Spider leaps forward from the tank, striding towards Cut Man and waving his hands in what might have been a meanacing fashion if he wasn't a Chibi. This way, it's just cute. "I accept! SUPER SHINY SAILOR SENSHI SQUAD... COMMENCE PLAN 'EAT ICE CREAM! WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!'" And with that mighty battlecry, he leaps for the ice cream barrel, intent on consumption!

"So /what/?" mutters ChibiAmadan. Muttermutter... amuse him? Mortals! Pfah! Abby must not realize that -- right next to him! -- sits the Worldwalker! Well...no. But... still.

ChibiFeste, irritated, shuts his eyes and *shoves* the Catboy off the tank. Or tries to, all the while muttering about cats and god complexes.

Snake Man arrives from the Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo.

Snake Man has arrived.

Suddenly Frost spins, tornadoing towards the tank, and comes out, in pin stripped suit, tap shoes, a little top hat, and with a cane. His feet start clickin' away, as he sings, twiling the cane, and taking hi shat on and off..

"Hello my honey

Hello my darlin

Hello my rag time gaaaaal..

Send me a kiss by wire

Baby my heart's on FIIIIIIRE!"

And the finally, as the music plays to an upbeat finish, Frost slides on his knees up to the tank.

Junk Man sees chibiAbby and, predictably. "WAI! Kitty!!" Whoo, two feat of power ranger mode (yes, composed of voltron style toys) Junky is there, with the tummyskritches. "KAWAAAAIIII!!!" -^.^-

The Crazy Destructive One (Cyclops), looks around, but doesn't seem to be really paying any attention to anyone. And then, cackling manically, he flicks a switch on the side of the ray gun he's holding, and it quickly powers up, shaking violently.

And then, just as it looks like it's about to explode, streams of colors fly from it's 'barrel'. "FEAR THE POWER OF MY RAINBOW OMEGA SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME COLOR CHANGER!" You better hope you don't get in it's way, or expect to be painted pink, purple, green, or any other color you can think of.

Snake Man emerges from the teleporters, looking rather skinny. Apparently he didn't eat Gemini after all. However, that is quickly rectified, when he pounces on a screaming chibified reploid civillian.

Cut Man is already pink...and thus dosent matter what he is painted! But as The leader of the Senshi accepted his challenge, Chibi-Cut gleam! "You'll regret it! YAIYUCHIIIII!" After screaming that, he catch back the falling King and roll backward once more and...START EATING ICE CREAM! At

An.

Frightening.

SPEED!

In a typically chibi chain of events, the catboy is entranced by the sudden obedience to his directive to 'amuse him' in the form of Frost. This causes him to be distracted as he's shoved off the tank by the Sidhe with a yowl, and goes tumbling into Junk's arms. Predictably, he is not a happy kitty, and nearly claws Junk into scrap metal -- only to be pacified by tummy scritches. ChibiAbby goes totally crosseyed, and begins purring, a low-level rumble that actually sets the tank to shaking.

King sits up. "That is at A frightening speed, Cut!" Pause. "YATTA!" Shorts out again. Thud.

Sailor Chibi Light points at Frost Man and shouts. "YOU! You're made of ice cweam, aren't you!" With an inhuman blurring, Light appears on top of the tank, in the ice cream, sprayed bloo by Cyclops' gun, and finally on top of Frost Man, gnawing rather unsuccessfully on his head.

Cut Man blinks in surprise at King, Stares. Stares. Shrugs! Goes back eating!

Frost Man does what comes natural to anyone in the situation where a foot tall santa like man is trying to know on your skull.

Arms pinwheeling, he runs in circles, screaming like a banshee. Mind you, he does nothing to actually /remove/ the chibi from his skull!

know=knaw

Sword Man simply slumps down to the side, moaning. No more ice cream...no more...

Ha! Mission accomplished, ChibiFeste hops off the tank and commences strolling towards the bounty of ice cream, regardless of whatever Masters are in his path. Also presuming that there IS ice cream left for the Sidhe...

Junk Man looks up at tummyskritches, seeing chibi reploids running. watches one run by. Blinks. Cutely. Looks back. Skritches. Blinks at Snake. Skritches. Giggles. Skritches. Rises with a pat. "Good kitty! Wai!" And then jump hop trot bounce and rocketpowerdash over. He stands before his looming gargantuan brother. Arm out. "HALT! I POWERBATTLESTAR JUNK MAN will STOP You! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!" and LEAPS! And.... falls short. Thud.

Grenade Man finally manages to tip the ice cream vat over and the contents spilling on the floor Grenade flailing legless, and in a skirt no less, anyway he sits in the ice cream and procedes to cry his little eyes out, "WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Wa -- wait! Where are the tummyscritches going? The catboy opens one eye as Junk walks off, and utters an extremely pitiful mew. He'd waste time and energy trying to get Junk to come back, except -- there goes the ever intriguing red form of the Sidhe. Also, he needs to do some strangling. So, righting himself, and oblivious to the rest of the madness, the catboy goes charging pell-mell after ChibiFeste. And, coincidentally, toward the ice cream.

Droping his super duper rainbow gun, Cyclops looks around, before spotting the ice cream. The sweet, sweet ice cream... But his attention is suddenly caught by the Stalwart's open hatch, and the controls within. Eye lighting up, he /jumps/ into the tank, and slams the hatch shut behind him.

...Is it just me, or is it bad that a crazy, chibi cyborg, a Maverick at that, has just locked himself inside the Stalwart?

Cyclops has left.

Snake Man strangles the screaming gumby with his tail until no more sound is heard. Then he swallows the unconcious reploid whole, in one gulp. Smacking his lips, he looks around for his next target of opportunity.

Light is enjoying the ride. "YEEHAW! Go Mecha-sundae! Wai!" Light continues to gnaw at the RM's head. "Mmmmm! Mint chip!"

Prismatic Spider dives into the ice cream, moving at his OWN Fightening Speed as he competes with the mighty Saikyo Cut Man! *snarfnummychewwmunchyum* "I WILL NEVER (YATTA!) BE DEFEATED (WAI!) BY THE LIKES OF YOU!" *rarnumsnarfmunchie!*

ChibiFeste is completely oblivious of the horrible fate that awaits him. Strangling by an angry catboy. He continues on his way, happy spring in his step, eyes conveniently closed...

Cut Man keep eating! LUDICRIOUS SPEED' AHOOOOOOOY! *munchmunchglupmunchchew!* "Dream (CHOUHATS)! ON!" *munchies!* "No one can (YATTA ZE, OYAJIIII!) beat meeeeeeee!"

CHOUHATSU, EVEN!

As Frost runs, he gets an idea! Stopping he reaches behind him, and pulls out...why, a crowbar! Where'd that come from. Who cares? He reaches up, and wedges it under Light and pulls....and pulls!...and PULLS!

The crowbar bends and bends, almost completely around, as Frost tries to pop the chibi off.

*poing* *jingle* *poing* *jingle* *poing* [Target lock acquired!] ChibiAbby's head snaps up as he reorients on a target better than strangling, better than ice cream -- even MANGO ice cream -- and better than shinies.

The mini-Sidhe's hair. Putting on an extra burst of speed to catch the skipping ChibiFeste, the catboy pounces with all the soundless grace of a leopard on his kill!! -- and makes a grab for that enticing HAIR. So long. So blond. GOD MUST HAVE THE HAIR.

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "Is there anyone semi-sane around here who could tell me how to round up a bunch of chibis?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man transmits, "Call the Chibi Pound."

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmit eating noises! Lots of it!

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "well, since you asked for someone -semi-sane, I'd suggest sweets, cokies, and cuteness."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste WAILS. "MY HAAAAAIR!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Shield transmits, "Nets."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Like flies to a pile of very seductive manure."

Repliforce Hovertank <Stalwart> shudders back to life, now controlled by a mad chibified cyborg. It spins around slightly, before suddenly going out of control, and heading on a collision course /right for Cut Man/!

What could've possibly distracted Cyclops from piloting? ...Wait a second, is he loading /shells/ inside that tank?

[Radio: (F) Public] Shield transmits, "And plush dolls."

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy transmits, "MINE! ALL MINE! MYAAAAH!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "They're already eating ice cream. I need something superior to that."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste wails, "Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff! Wai!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Shield transmits, "Or -YATTA!- ... nevermind."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Okay, make a holographic version of the flash video Irrational Exuberance"

Junk Man stands. Draws forth the blade of SUPERSHINYDOOM! Brandishes. "YOU WILL FALL BY MY BLADE MONSTER! WAAAAAIIIII!!" And with that he charges! Swingleapslaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssshhh! "YAAAAAAAAA-" *tike* okay so it's made of glow in the dark plastic. *tike* *tike* Fall *tike* Down! *tike* Fall *tike* DOWN! *tike* Umph!" Getting the cute blowup face, he stands there, before... leap! And a pair of cheezy blade gundam wings pop out, blasters. Yay! Gundam*Junk! "You have been cited with rampant naughtiness! Surrendur! YAAAAATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Pretty Pretty Prismatic Sailor Senshi Spider is snarfing ssomething too!

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "set it off somewhere, and lay your trap there."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Oh, and have lots of green leaves."

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " Evildoers of the world ph34r! For I am here! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! YATTA!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man commercials, "Do /you/ have a chibi infection? Do you whack up to find little fingerless people pilfering through your stuff? Maybe you've had something inexplicatiable brush up against you at night? Or maybe you're just tired of all your cookies dissappearing. If so, call us at 1-800-NOCHIBI for all your Chibi extermination needs. Call within the next 5 minutes for a free estimate!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man transmits, "OOC: whack up=wake up"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "...Curious. Is it easier to just drink a /lot/ and hope it wears off soon?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "WAAAAHHHHH! CRASHY COME PICK ME UP WAAAAHHHH!"

Prismatic Spider vroooms through more ice cream! He has six arms, and he knows how to use them! "WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! ICE CREAM POWER!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " Wai! no, that's how I ended up in this mess! Yadda!"

ChibiAmadan continues, still UTTERLY OBLIVIOUS. This, of course, makes it very easy for the Catboy to grab hold and latch on to the hair. Look at the hair go swish and sparkle! How could anyone-- er.

The ChibiFool lets out a loud, plaintive wail -- that HURTS. And we have Feste's rule numero uno: Do not touch the hair. Do not *think* about touching the hair. Do not even look at it funny. We know what you're about!

Meanwhile, Feste shakeshakeshakes his head, attempting to fling off the troublesome catboy, all the while wailing miserably.

Snake Man spots the bruhaha going on at the ice cream building, and rises to his feet to investigate, now that the edge has been taken off his appetite.

Saikyo-Cut is blissfully unaware of the fate that await him. All he know and care about is that he ate about...uh...well, it's a really, really big number, that's for sure! Chibi squishing is imminent! Will that make Cutter loss his challenge....WE SHALL SEEEE!

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "hm...."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn calls 1-800-NOCHIBI

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "What the hell is wrong, now, Grenade?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man new yowrker lady, "Hawllo, How can we detonate your chibi today?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "I wanna go hooooommmmeeee WAAAAAAAHHHH!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "UGh. Okay. Where are you at?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " YAaah! Ph34r my wrath world! Yadda! For I WILL SMITE THE SMACKDOWN UPON EVIL! YATTA! WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!!!! (apparently forgetting he's on the bad guys side)"

[Radio: (F) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I'll be happy to help you out there, Grenade."

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "... Snake."

The catboy WILL NOT BE DENIED. Now that he has the hair, he has to hold on to it. But that's not going to work, as he's quickly flung off and goes skittering away through the street, bowling through several empty ice cream containers. Skidding to a stop -- now covered with several various different flavors of liquified ice cream -- he pops back to his feet and goes charging back after the hair. Maybe if he ankle-tackles the Sidhe and and and -- SITS ON HIM! Then the hair will belong to ABBY.

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "Chibi. Snake. Chibi. Snake. Somehow, I don't think it would be a good idea to combine these two things."

Rrrrrrrr. Light clings on, but the crowbar wins out. With the sound of a large *pop*, the chibi flies up, up, up into the sky, dissapearing. Looks like Team Rock is blasting off again!

Snake Man uses his tail to flick the kawaii Junk Man aside as he investigates the commotion.

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " Craaash, Shaaaaaakkkes being baaaaaaaaaaad!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " ooc:Snake not Shake"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "...EEEEK CRASHY SAVE ME FROM THE SNAKEY MAN WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I KNOW WHAT HE DID LAST SUMMER... um... WAAAAAAAIIIIIII"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "... Okay, Okay..."

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " *WHAM* WAI! Snakey being mean to mee! *sound of crying*"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Um, well, uh... I'd just like to pay for the extermination of all earthbound chibis."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Can you do that?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "WAAAHHHH Where are we?"

There we go. Now, time for Frost do to his work. He sneaks up the ice cream eating contest, each tip toe emitting a loud *SQUEAK* *CREEEEEAK* *EEEERRRK* But that's ok. He gets to Prism's tubs, and pics up what should be next. Tossing it away, he pulls out a tub reading, 'Super Hot Ultra Mega Chili Pepper Ice Cream. Warning: Not for internal ingestion' The tub is made out of solid metal and insulation as he sets it in place of the old tub before sneaking off.

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "OOC: MMMMM EARTHBOUND"

Aha! Having rid himself of the catboy -- oh, never mind. The Chibi Amadan is tackled to the ground, and hits it hard. Ooh... owie...

To top it all off, the cat SITS on him, thus capturing the hair, and eliciting a loud whine from the Sidhe. Ice cream...so close... yet so far away... whine...

Metal Man has left.

Enter the Crash! The Red Bomber enters the ice cream factory-- which, fortunately, isn't very far away from where the teleporter area is. Assumedly, Crash Man had likely just followed the agonizingly cute shoutings and all of the going-ons. And the fact that Chibis are babbling about ice cream on occasion anyway. The Red robot Master doesn't look entirely ... happy about all of this. Staring around in confusion, trying to get his bearings. SO.. many.. Chibi. And he's big. And red. And shiny. Hey, waitaminute...

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man new yawrker lady, "That'll be 92,234,479,249,120,583 dollars an 8 cents. Plus disposal fees."

The Repliforce Hovertank <Stalwart> gains speed, still heading for Cut Man! In a second, there's going to be one squashed chibi!

...Before, suddenly, the tank comes to a complete halt, stopping less then an inch in front of Cut Man. The Alpha Master is saved! He's sav-- ...Wait, is that the large and heavy Rainbow Gun sliding off the top of the tank, ready to hit Cut in the head?

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "hm. Can I offer my soul as downpayment?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man new yawrker lady, "Sowrry, we only take cash, credit an' first bowrns."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste just wails.

Junk Man suddenly slams facefirst into the wall, bits of armor rattling as he slides down the wall... to hop back up, prepping his sword of SUPERSHINYDOOM! And eyeing the NaughtySnakeMonster! (not like that you pervs) he JETS (for great justice) after his big brother, brandishing his sword. "UBERGIGATRON POWAAA!!" And the sword goes flashyflash, as if with a flashlight. And ZING! And SWING! "FOR GREAAAAT JUUUUSTIIICE!" *tike* ...um.

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn brightly, "I can do first borns!"

Grenade Man continues sitting in the overturned vat of ice cream balling his eyes out, his normal sized leg having fallen beside him long ago, oh and of course, "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man transmits, "You caan't have tham just to give ova' though.."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Oh, what do I gotta do with 'em?""

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man transmits, "They must be of legawl wawrkin' age...or about 8"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Well, it's a reploid first born."

Chibi-Cut keep eating and eating and eatiiiing...Until he see something close to his feet. Curious, he stop and lower the tub. He sloooooooowly start looking up, finnaly noticing the gun, his eyes wiiide open. He hesitantly direct an closed hand and shake it. "Chouhatsu?"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Aria shrieks, "Daryn!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man transmits, "Souwnds lawk you have a prowblem sair...perhawps you should cawl back later?"

Content, the catboy sets to purring once more. And playing with that hair. First item of business: Ditch the ponytail. With a *shink* and typical anime shiny, he extends a claw and proceeds to shred ChibiFeste's hairtie. With that out of the way, the cat sets to actually playing with the hair. Which ends up with him -- tangled in it. In a little under three seconds flat. " ... nyu."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "er, wait, wait, how about..uh... How about just.... One?"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "How much is one?"

The Rainbow Gun is shook, and unexpectantly goes off, at point blank range, before falling off completely.

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man transmits, "OOC EArthbound gave me motion sickness"

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy transmits, "Awk! NYU! DAMMIT!"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Because.... I can't stand to hear Cut Man like this. I cannot save the world, but maybe I can save Cut Man."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "So please..Detonate him."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste wail. "My hair! My poor...hair..."

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "YATTAAAAAAA ZEEEEEE, OYAJIIIIII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn sniffs sadly at Cut Man.

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy nyuuuus forlornly. "It won't let me /go/. Nyuu."

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste lets out a plaintive 'Wai!'

Prismatic Spider, of course, digs right into the Red Pepper Ice Cream, and consumes the entire tub...

And then starts yelling as FLAMES ERUPT FROM HIS MOUTH, and he starts randomly running around, arms and legs flailing as he gibbers in Chibi-ese!

Crash Man begins to move over towards Grenade Man-- pausing, and raising an eyebrow as he peers towards his younger brother. It springs to mind that he's the only demolitions expert who is /not/ chibified. How ... odd. That just mean he had twice as much to do, didn't it? Sigh. He moves over, to grab the chibi-fied Grenade by the right arm, and yank him out of the vat, if he allows him to. "... Where the hell are your legs?" He asks.

Snake Man's tail suddenly whips out again, this time catching Junk as he's about to whiz by. Holding his chibified bretheren up to his face to get a good look at him, Snake ponders on if he should make a meal out of him or not. Deciding that Junk Man would probably taste terrible, he simply settle on whacking him several times on the nearest building, lamppost, mailbox, ect. as he walks along.

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " *WHAM* AH! *BANG* WAI!! *THUD* OWOWOW *SMASH* MOMMEE!"

Meanwhile, the ChibiAmadan squirms, letting out a plaintive 'wai' every now and then. Ice creeeeeam... "My love! So far away!" squeals the Amadan. "If only... and! My hair! Dear, sweet hair..." With that, he begins sobbing into the pavement.

*POOF!* An wide opened Chibi-Saikyo Alpha is suddenly painted of all the colors of rainbow! He blinks. blinkblink(Piku. Pikupiku), stares at his new armor and gi color...then scream of joy!

"WAAAAAAAI! I'M SHINY! SHIIINYYYYY! WAI WAI WAI!" The ice cream is apparently completly forgoten as he run around the large tank happily. "Thankyouthankyouthankyouuuuuuuu!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "Waaaaaai! I'M SHINY! SHIINYYYYYYY!"

Frost Man watches' ol flame head run in circles. He calls out, "Hey! Over here!" He holds the end of a fire hose that seems to run off to who knows where. Squinting one eye he takes aim, pulls the handle back, and FIRES!

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn winces audibl.y

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man old rednecks, "What the hawl is goin' own over thar?"

Grenade Man continues crying, as he's pulled out and laments to Crash the sad sad tale, "Well when wai Frots was yatta running for the wai cannon's he grabbed my waaiii legs which yattayattayatta connected to my body RAR and so they stayed the same size WAAAAAAAI!" he points at the one leg still sitting in the vat, "Tegnu brought that one... but but... but but WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! the other is still in the wai desert somewhere WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Junk Man WHAMs into a wall. "AH!" Bangs into a lightpost. "WAI!!" THUDs into a reploid gumbie. "OwOwOw!" SMASHES through a window. "MOMMEE!" Goes flying as Snake flicks him, and hovers there, emitting puttputts of smoke. "WAH! You're bad! I'm TELLING DAD! WAIIIII!!" ZOOMS off. For great pouting.

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Do you happen to know that new york lady? *suspicious!*"

[Radio: (F) Public] Frost Man transmits, "I think she died.."

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "Damn! Now who will detonate Cut Man and save his soul!?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " WAII!! SNAKE'S MEEAANNN! I'M TELLING!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "What is Snake doing?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Snake Man transmits, "Go away, you rugrat. You're bothering me."

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "Snake! What are you doing?! Things are bad enough as is!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " He wouldn't succumb to my SUPERSHINYDOOM sword! Of great justice! Wah! And he's eating peoplea!! WAIII!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "WAI WAI WAI! I'M A LITTLE PONY!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "Oh. Okay. Go ahead, Snake."

Just then, Prism runs by Cut, a large gout of flame belching forth from his mouth in the Master of Bad Luck's direction even as he zooms past!

Snake Man snorts after Junk, but continues to walk towards the ice cream factory, ducking various projectiles (such as globs of ice cream) that come flying from the building.

"Nyu," the catboy comments, rather forlornly himself. He struggles a bit more in the hair, suddenly realizing that this may not have the best course of action. He thinkthinkthinks, tail twitching, then extends ALL his claws in a stereo *shink!* Then he pauses, staring at all that golden hair and considering the sobbing Amadan he's currently sitting on. Maybe ... uhm, not. Back the claws go, and he tries to awkwardly patpat ChibiFeste's back. "Don't wory, nyah!" he says, trying to sound chipper. "I'll try to fix this, nyuuu." And with that, he goes back to tugging at the Amadan's hair, as carefully as he can in his severely judgment-impaired state.

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "That's it, I'm coming down there!""

[Radio: (F) Public] The Book of Daryn transmits, "DARYN COMETO ATTACK!!!"

[Radio: (F) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I'm trying to keep a sssenssse of humor here. It'sss not easssy."

Daryn arrives from the Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo.

Daryn has arrived.

Inferno Falcon arrives from the Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo.

Inferno Falcon has arrived.

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy sounds almost like his old self. Except a little higher-pitched. "Humor is overrated." Pause. " ... Nyu. Dammit."

"OW! Wai..." ChibiFeste continues squirming in an earnest attempt to marine-crawl towards the ice cream with Abernathy on his back. Nyuuuu... ice cream...

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste transmits, "Hn!"

Cyclops has arrived.

Repliforce Hovertank <Stalwart> slowly hovers backwards, Cyclops now back in control, and ignoring Cut Man. And as it comes to a halt again, the tank's cannon points up into the air, and the cyborg's voice echoes out from a speakerphone on the tank's exterior.

"PUNY MORTALS, GET READY TO FACE YOUR DOOM!!!"

And with a loud bang, several shells are fired from the cannon. They arc into the air, before exploding brilliantly, and showering the entire area with glitter, little pennies, ice cream, and cool sound effects!

Cyclops has left.

"... Grenade? Stop crying." Crash Man says-- moving along, while continuing to carry him around by his right arm. He pauses, and lifts Grenade Man up so that he can be level to his face. "... You know, I don't know what we're going to do with you. Tron /just/ fixed you up the other day, and.." Then Crash Man turns about, to look towards the ice cream, pennies, and glitter explosions. He stares. "...This is so F@#ing crazy."

[Radio: (F) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I sssay that I eat the bad onesss, and the ressst of them we lock up in their roomsss until thisss isss all over."

Grenade Man pouts at Crash then, "I just want my legs back, and I wanna go home, pretty please Crashy, WAI!?"

*FROOWSH!* Chibi-Saikyo-Cut stop DEAD in his happy-happy running as he bought on fire! His oversized eyes are still visible in the flames...basicaly, he become a living torch! "WAAAAAAAAAI! IT'S HOT! IT'S BURRRRRN! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHIIIIIIIING!"

...And insert here even more franatic running!

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "... You know, we can do anything we want until they're back to normal."

King, meanwhile, is somewhere in the air, still.

A Daryn shaped twinkle shines in the skies, and appears to be approaching.

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man says nothing but one of Metal's Gear Clowns who got missed says, "... Really? Are you sure Mr Crash Man?"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "No."

Frost Man decides that his special brand of carnge is needed else where. Spinning in a tornado, he comes out in a giant Spiderman costume. Looking around he declares, "Spider Frost, Away!" He leaps up, and shoots some webbing and it magically attaches to something, and he swings off through the buildings.

Snake Man looks up at the sky, as globs of ice cream mixed with glitter and pennies rain all around him. Some of the sticky stuff hits him, but amazingly enough, doesn't stick to him. Coming upon Crash and Grenade, he simply pats the Beta on the shoulder and says, "Jussst take a lot of imagesss that you can hold over hisss head for blackmail later."

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "WAI! Home! please! Yatta! AND DON'T FORGET MY LEG DAMNIT!.... um I mean YATTA!"

"AHANYU!" ChibiAbby cries triumphally. "FREEDOM!" It seems he's fought his way free of the hair. And, due to a close brush with the color gun, now rather resembles Mel Gibson in Braveheart. Right down to the half-blue face. He stands, about to go poinging away after the ice cream -- and is tripped by a last tenacious coil of hair around one ankle. Down he goes, hitting the pavement face-first.

The glitter that rains down from above sort of adds insult to injury.

Chibi-Saikyo-Rainbow-Kawaii-OnFire-Cut Man still run around screaming in total horror -- WHILE being still cute!

Junk Man is now hovering sputteringly. Wait, when did Junk Man get wingjet thrusters? Not to mention being composed of animal mechs with a big shiny plastic sword? Little ouchie stars hover around. Zipzip! He pauses before random people, brandishing his sword and squealing. "FOR GREAT JUSTICE! WAI!" And *tike*'s them on the nose or the back of the head. Most ignore him. Some chibis start crying. Then he looks apologetic and says something inspiring in broken english. He then zips up, hovering before Crash, and shouts in a high squeaky voice. "YOU ARE ALLIED WITH THE NAUGHTYSNAKEBEAST? Succumb to SMASHAGE of GREAT JUSTICE! WAII!!!" Swing! *tike* Yeah, right on the helmet. *tike* *tike* *tike* MY POWERS! *tike* They have abandoned MEEEE!!! *tike* *tike*

Talk about hangtime. Pried off of Frost Man, it is only now that the speck in the sky known as Dr. Light begins to return to earth, the plaintive, "WAIIIiiiiiiiiiiii" as he plummets.

Chill Snowcat comes running into the area. The cute fluffball ice kitten bounces around everything on his way to whereever he's heading. "hihihihiwai! MEW! WHEEEEEEEE" The kitten keeps running until he comes face to face with a dark form that grows larger and larger before shrinking and shrinking. Chill becomes afraid and puffs up in a fuzzyball! **HISSHISS!** The puffball becomes brave after a moment of scary posing and runs to attack the dark form. However....Chill's shadow seems more afraid of the cat then the cat of him. And once he runs up to the wall, the shadow is gone. Seeing that his enemy is gone, the feline struts proudly, "MEW! Looking back, the shadow has reappeared and in a flurry of fearful feline fuzz flees fleetingly far from it! "WAI!! Its after me! MEW!"

Glitter in hair. Great. At least the cat got untangled. The ChibiAmadan leaps back up to his feet, only to find... no ice cream.

Eyes wide and filled to the brim with tears in typical chibi-fashion, ChibiFeste thrusts a clenched chibifist into the air, sinking down on one knee. (theatrics? What theatrics?)

"Curse you, Fate, thou cruel mistress!" wails the chibi-thespian, with all the heart one can pour into that sort of statement.

"..." Crash Man gets this /really/ big grin on his face as Snake Man says this to him-- and he looks back towards Grenade Man, recording this in memory banks. Then he looks over towards Snake again, and nods. "Thanks for the idea. The excruciatingly annoying realization that I have to deal with this or get in trouble is lessened by the fact that I can hold this over most of them until this is over." He says-- and then begins to move towards the exit. "... By the way." He turns about, peering towards Snake Man for a few more moments. Then he looks over towards Junk Man, distracted. "HEY! Stop that!" He says-- attempting to smack Junk Man away, though not really /trying/.

Daryn starts to be a little more defined, he seems to be staring straight towards Cut Man as he falls through the atmosphere like a comet, burning up, armor melting around his body and the like, "Give back Cut Man, vile Chibi Monstrosity!!!", he shouts dramatically, though he is still merely approaching.

Cut Man stop his running to an streeching halt and squeaaaaaakly raise his oversided head upward, obviously ignoring the fact he's on fire. "Ooooooooh! Shiny talking meteor! I WANT! WAAAAAI! RACHOOOOO!"

Snake Man's tail lashes out again, wrapping itself around Junk's ankle. But he doesn't make any moves to smack him against any inanimate objects. Instead, he reaches out and grabs Junk's plastic sword, squeezing it until it breaks off at the hilt. Then he lets go.

PPPSSS continues flailing around, breathing flames as he runs here...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"

And there...

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"

And eventually runs into a fallen tub of chocolate mint ice cream! Steam begins rushing out of the tub as ChibiPrism *THUNKS* into the tub, and melted icecream runs from the fallen container...

ChibiAbby gets *tiked* on the back of the head with a plastic sword while he's still contemplating the sweet smell of pavement. This causes him to roll over, claws springing out, as he snarls cat-like at -- empty ... air? Aw. So he sits up, tail twitching, and glances around for something shiny, colorful, or moving. A nearby tub of ... ice cream? proves sufficient.

In a moment or two, the chibi-thespian's theatrics are going to get interrupted by someone shoving a (rather cold) half-eaten quart of mango ice cream right up next to him. Then Abby goes back to watching Prism run around and breathe flame.

The Stalwart, job done, roars away from the scene! ...Only to crash into the side of a building.

Growling, the cute little chibi Cyclops jumps out of the tank, looks around, before running off to cause mayhem and destruction somewhere else.

Cyclops has arrived.

Daryn draws his sword, points it towards Cut Man, atmospheric flames erupt around the sword, light dings off the blade, reflecting off in a rather blindning manner. "ULTIMATE!!! SPECIAL!!! LEVEL THREE OVERDRIVE TECHNIQUE!!!...Theeeeeeeeeee---", he's getting closer! Closer!!

Chibi-Inferno Falcon runs in the Nogaki District in his Black Gi over his fuku and looks for a worth opponent to fight! He sees the shadow and teleports over to him and pulls out a redicolusly big wooden hammer and with a *BOING-SMACK!*, sends it into the nearest fountain in the city. Which happens to be on the other side of this district! "Take this evil shadow-sama! WAI!" He says while stowing his giant hammer into his pocket. He then runs around and looks for someone to challage to a battle of..... GEM collecting! ^^;

"...impudent strumpet! Faithless harl-- oo?" ChibiFeste lowers his clenched fist to prod at the mango ice cream. Score! With no further ado, ChibiFeste leaps into the tub of ice cream. Sweet... ice cream...mangoey goodness...

Spin Cougar arrives from the Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo.

Spin Cougar has arrived.

CuttyChibi open his arms wide open, beaming! "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaai! FIEEEEEER!"

...And dont move one bit.

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmits, "WAAAAAAAAI! FIEEEEER!"

Feste is far too concerned with his ice cream to watch the chaos around him. At least, at the moment.

[Radio: (F) Public] Metal Man transmits, "Fier! *summons El Blargo?*"

[Radio: (F) Public] Reverend Crash Man transmits, "..."

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy SINGS. o/` Burninating the country side! Burninating the peasants! And their thatch-roofed houses! o/`

Junk Man settles to earth with the cute little spread lower leg position thingy only anime females can do and cries! Wai! Snake broke his sword! How was he smite the forces of evil now? He glances over sadly... and sees ChibiAbbyNeko! "KAWAAIII!!" Which is, oddly, a word he doesn't normally know. BoundhopPOUNCE! "Kawaii NekoDirectormaaaan! WAI!" Skritchskritch! -^.^-

[Radio: (F) Public] Grenade Man transmits, "OOC: COTTAGES!"

King goes home.

King has left.

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy transmits, "OOC: SORRY!"

Snake Man is NOT chibi, and is NOT kawaii, and most of all, is NOT in a fuku. At the moment, he's standing near Crash and eyeing the various chibis around him, looking as if he's sizing them up for a meal.

Eheheheheh. ChibiFeste was talking about whores. ChibiAbby is just waiting for Prism to climb back out of the tub of ice cream so he can attack the shiny. His ears are pricked forward, his eyes intent on his goal -- ... wait. He's covered in ICE CREAM. All thoughts of pouncing on Prism recede as the catboy abruptly falls to giving himself a tonguebath. A toungebath that is abruptly interrupted as he's scooped up and given scritchies! Cue earthquake-inducing purr.

"Snake. You know what the only redeeming factor about this is?" Crash Man asks Snake Man, as he continues to hold Grenade Man up by his right arm. "... The repliforce and the hunters have to deal with just as much, if not more of this, as we do. Furthermore, I'm fairly sure the majority, if not all of them, were unable to seek any sort of shelter from this garbage." He says, looking amused by all of this.

Grenade Man continues jabbering on to Crash about not forgetting his leg.

Chill Snowcat continues to run from his evil shadow. The feline mews as he slips on the pile of icecream that is beginning to coat the place. "WAiiiiiiiiii! Mew!" The fuzzy ice kitten slides until he bumps into someone.

Feste is wolfing down mango ice cream as fast as his little jaws can move, pausing only to peer out of the tub, smeared in ice cream, to survey the area. Meh! Back to the ice cream it is... or not, as the Amadan slides off, victim of KILLER BRAINFREEZE (oh no!)

Daryn, well... even with Cut Man being an unmoving target, it's a little hard to aim without any self-propellant at all, or in fact any control over his body at all. In fact, he starts to veer off away from Cut Man...until a convenient breeze pushes Daryn right back onto course as he shouts, "Eeeeeeeee DARYN COMET ULTIMATE DISASTER MANEUVER!!!!...mark one.", as he attempts to slam into Chibi Cut and save his soul.

Snake Man looks down as Chill bumps into his ankle. Reaching down, he picks up the kawaii snowcat by the tail, bringing him up to eye level so that he can gage his palatability.

And that someone is Inferno Falcon who is knocked 50 meters into the air screaming, "Waaaaaiiiii!!!!! Wakamasi manteee!!" He flies up first, then down to land ontop of somebody. Flailing with his arms and legs untill they just blur all the way up and down. WAI! ^^;;

Prismatic Spider crawls out of the tub of ice cream, covered with mint chocolate ice cream. Wobbling, the mighty leader of the Super Shiny Sailor Senshi Squad heads for the tank, then clambers in with the assistance of some jumping and climbing, only to fall into the tank. The sounds of chibisnoring ensue. Looks like he tired himself out.

Daryn also switches to his guitar, since his sword kind of melted during descent.

Chill Snowcat is picked up and is currantly a little bit dazed. Mewing dizzily he tries to focus his eyes on the snake before him. Wriggling his nose, the tiny kitty opens his mouth widely and SNEEZES! The effect is a small freezing fog breezing towards Snake's face. Frosting anything it touches in that direction. "Wai! Mew!"

He's always really been just one big cat. Thanks to Wily's antics, Spin Cougar is now a small brown kitten, oddly with a weird-propeller looking device coming out of his back. Hovering above all the action, he only now notices it as he passes over the top of a nearby building. That's when he spots chill, and in a sudden move, dives for the snowcat to pounce on him. "MEEEEEW! Hi Chill!"

Junk Man shoofashoofs. And skritchskritches. And floofyfloofs! And heeeeeeees! He rubs ChibiAbbyNeko. Wheeheehee! "Neeeeekoooo!" No ice cream sticks to the defender of much justice! no, it goes rolling off the superdeformed plastic animals that make up his armor. But his sword of evil smiting has been brought low by the naughty snake monster.

Chibi Cut do not move oooooone bit, arms still wide open, awaiting for the siny fire(forgeting he /IS/ on fire) and get...well, simply put: Squished by the atmospheric fall guitar smash. With an nice, satisfing *SQUEAK!*, adding to that.

Under the guitar, Chibi Cut is an formless pancake!

Still on fire.

With rainbow colors.

And a pink gi.

Appearently Inferno Falcon landed on that somebody sign anyways. e.e; Anyways he looks around and sees Snake Man holding Chill Snowcat in his tail and Inferno Falcon puffs as he walks over to him and pulls out his giant wooden hammer again and aims to whack it at his foot. "Let go of Chill-sama!" He roars in a chibi-like version of his own voice.

[Radio: (F) Public] Cut Man transmit an squishing SQUEAK.)

ChibiAbby has by now completely glazed out, lolling on his back, paws waving at the air as he is rendered insensible by the power of tummyscritches.

... That is ... until Junk Man hits the invisible button that all cats seem to have, that turns them from 'purring kitten' into 'psychotic monstrosity'. (no really. this is what happened all the time to his player with prowl when she was in atlanta.) Without a sound, the catboy LATCHES on to Junk's hand with all of his pointy extremities, biting and clawing.

Snake Man decides that Chill is of suitable tastability, and simply opens his mouth to shove the feline in. Until he sneezes, that is. Just as Snake's mouth is at its widest, he's hit by a blast of freezing fog. The entire inside of his mouth frosts over, and an icicle even grows from one of his fangs. The effect is not unlike what caused the reaction in the first place: Snake sneezes (interesting when you don't have a nose) and drops Chill on the ground again, where he's apparently pounced by Spin.

Guh. Too much icy mango goodness...

Chibi Feste slithers away from the tub of ice cream, making his way over to -- the Cut-pancake. Neato! it's like a small Robot Master, except flat! Enthralled, the Amadan begins poking. Hard. And repeatedly. *pokepokepoke*

Prismatic Spider has left.

Hovertank <Stalwart> enters the Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo.

Hovertank <Stalwart> has left.

"Well-- Gotta go! SeeyoulaterSnakehaveagoodtimedevouringthechibisbye!" Crash Man says, accidently dropping Grenade Man as he zips out rather quickly. A *THUD* and an 'OW!' are heard, before the scrambling to get out of this area can be heard once more. And Crash Man zips off back to the fortress, assumedly!

*WHAM!* goes the Repliforce Kitty into Snake's shoulder, hanging there for a moment, claws digging in to get his balance. He holds there, big black optics peering ino Snake's, until he says in a big cheerful voice, "Hiya Snake!" The whole time looking like he should be petted.

Junk Man WAAAIIIIS! Fleeeing... upwards. Yep, spread wings and LEAP for Great AVOIDANCE OF PAIN and Wai! Zip! NekoHeadLatcheys and GIGADEFENDER*Junk Man goes flying.... Zing! and the other way! Thankfully NekoAbbey is behind as he faceplants into a wall.... slide.... slide.... thud.

Chill Snowcat MEWS! as he bounces across the ground. Hearing Spin, the little feline BLINKS! disappearing and reappearing to land on SNake's head, "SPIN! WAI!" Claws dig in to hold on while he tries sniffing SPin's nose to give him a cat kiss!

Daryn leaves a chibi crater with chibi debris around both him and Chibi Cut. Most of his armor has melted away and he rolls off Cut Man saying, "Cut Man...I'm sorry, but may you rest...in...peace.", it obviously hurt Daryn to be so insane too. Ouch.

Feste squeaks at this new development. Not only is there a Robot Master, but also a -- musician. Hm! Well, obviously, this calls for different measures. Feste switches targets, and begins poking Daryn instead. *pokepokepoke*

Daryn

It's Daryn! And he's here to eat your brains!

And he looks like a Fantasy reject. First off, he wears what looks like to be the skull of a dragon on his head. In reality, it's just an ornately decorated helmet, but it's fashioned in the shape of a dragon skull so, in fact, it's barely better than a normal helmet. Still, it's pretty intimidating looking and could frighten small children.

In addition, Daryn is wearing what appears to be scales, linked together by small silver metallic chains. These scaled plates are tied close together so it is, in fact, hard to see these chains holding Daryn's armor together. In addition to this armor, Daryn wears two dark blue/black gauntlets as well as two blue/black greaves. He even wears armored boots. It must be hard to run a sprint in that thing, but it does not seem to impede his movement too much.

Daryn's face, the bottom of which actually isn't hidden away by the dragon skull, looks to be normal skin. If there are eyes, however, they are hidden behind the helmet, though sometimes a flash of dull red can be seen inside the helmet's eyesockets. His eyes, perhaps?

Daryn, generally wears a large bastard sword across his back in one angle and a red and black electric guitar with hints of white on the edges across his back in another angle.

Carrying:

Daryn's Vespa

The Band

Snake Man is not amused that he's suddenly being assaulted by his prospective lunch. He turns around to glare at Spin, after he's almost knocked over by the impact, then makes a move to grab him with his tail. Then Chill appears on his head, and he reaches up to grab the first feline with his hand.

Inferno Falcon WAIS! And then puts the giant wooden mallet away and then looks at Chill and Spin and points at them, challanging. "I challange you two to a duel....." He then turns around and digs out something in his Black Gi pocket and spreads several blue, red and/or yellow gems all over the District and then turns to Chill and Spin with a chibi anime happy face and holds out a A4 paper with the title 'GEM COLLECTING' on it and then says with a happy voice, "A duel in gem collecting!!" ^^;;;;

Daryn's eye is poked.

The Saikyo-Chibi-Rainbow-On-Fire-Pancake Cut Man wiggle wiggle at the poking...but otherwise, dont do much, other than letting out an extremly pained "waaaaaaaaaiiii....."

Grenade Man crashes into the ground, yep Crash forgot him... and of course he's still without legs so he's very much stuck and next to snake of all people, but then snake has some kitties to deal with so Grenade is in no trouble... we hope...

Feste teehees. *poke* *poke* *poke*

Spin Cougar is very promptly distracted, his head perking up to face the newly appeared Chill. "MEW! BROTHER!" Tongue goes over the snowcat's fur likewise... before Spin gives a playful bite, grabbing Chill with both paws -- before he's jerked away in Snake's tail. Wriggling, he can't get free, peering over at Chill. "Let me go, mew... being stuck is no fun!"

Daryn tries to grab Feste, though the move to do so is a bit halting as he can barely move. Kids, don't try to be a comet at home.

Chill Snowcat EEPS! as he is grabbed by Snake's hands. He mews again and looks at Spin and then snake. Opening his mouth the Snowkitten mews loudly, "LETGO!! Bully!WAI!!!"

The Amadan meeps! It's moving! And trying to grab him! Feste nimbly hops out of the way, and attempts to resume poking. *pokepoke* Teehee... er... oops. *poke*

Feste adds a happy 'wai' with each successful poke.

ChibiNekoAbby hits the ground -- on his feet, naturally -- and strides off, tail twitching, his sensibilities completely offended by all of this. Oh yes. He's above this mess. And he also has some belated strangling to handle, at his leisure. But what's this? The catboy's ears twitch forward, then down, as he spots his 'target' busily poking away at various things that probably shouldn't be poked. Like a non-chibi. And a flaming thing. And is that Daryn?

With a saucy flick of his tail, the cat ambles over toward the musician and the chibiSidhe, thrusting his hands in the pockets of his trenchvest as he does. Clearing his throat, he declares, "Good evening, Mr. Luna." Pause. "Nyu. Dammit. And -- " He pauses, eyes narrowing and ears backing as Daryn tries to grab Feste. OH NOS. " -- Excuse me. Mya!" He makes a grab for the back of the Amadan's collar, hissing something positively dire in Russian.

Snake Man holds Spin up next to his face, taking care that Chill is pointed in the other direction. He asks in a matter of fact tone, "Do you know what my favorite meal isss after roboratsss? Take a good guesss."

Inferno Falcon blinks and looks up at Snake Man bore his face goes red and he puffs! "You there! Let go of Chill-sama and Spin-sama!!" He then pulls out a giant wooden mallet and aims to whack Snake Man's right foot with a hard *BAM!* Inferno Falcon wants to play and dont like big bullies! WAI!

bore=before

Spin Cougar promptly reaches out and delivers a big, growling, eye-cocked BITE onto Snake's face as he isn't let go. "MEEWWWWW!!"

Sideshow arrives from the Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo.

Sideshow has arrived.

Daryn grunts and lays on the ground some more, poked. "Er. Abernathy. That you. Good...you're uninfect...", he blinks, "Nyu? Oh god... Oh god.."

ChibiFeste continues to just sit there, giggling happily. Poking is fun, whee! Up until Abby swipes at his collar, effectively removing him from all the fun. Aww. Cue Sidhesadface.

"I wasn't so lucky as you, Mr. Luna. Thank God only Aria was affected," Abernathy mutters, apparently having resumed, ah, some of his senses. " ... Nyaa. !@$( IT!" He bristles, fangs clenching, tail puffing out -- and then jabs a clawed finger right in ChibiFeste's very sad face. Aww. So cute. Can't ... bring ... self ... to ... yell ... at it. " ... We're going home, until this wears off, myu," he says, quietly.

Junk Man wavies to Abernathy! He's scratched up with the hurty stars but otherwise cheerful. And a power ranger bot. Yay for bad japanese shows!

ChibiFeste continues to pout, despite claw in face. Although now he's doing it entirely on purpose.

"Home? Where's that, wai?" Well, wherever he's going, he's going with the catboy! Woohoo! "Yatta!" At this thought, Feste thrusts out his own victory-sign in Abernathy's face. Nyah-nyah! Daryn is apparently forgotten for now. Sad.

Daryn says, "Oh no, the others were effected too. It's just that Megumi was so mad she was effected she followed me into Eurasia with a spork and tried to kill me with it^^;..."

Cut Man wiggle wiggle...POP! The Puddle Cut man lift itself off the small crater it's was in and /STAND/ on it's 'LEG's. When, with anoter resonating /POP/, the little chibi return to the land of three dimension, wich he celebrate with an "WAAAAII!" Quickly followed by an "...Ow...I ate too much ice creaaaaam..."

"She wha -- ... nyu." Abernathy's ears fall, and he stares at the very excited mini-Sidhe. What did he just say he was going to do, anyway? "She's not still around, is she-myah?" he asks, suddenly, in a very small voice. "With the spork?" Please have her kill him before the fangirls find him. Then he looks down at the Amadan, whom he still has a hold on. " ... San Angeles-nyu," he comments, with a declarative tail-twitch. And restrains the desire to bite the fingers that just got thrust in his face, because that'll make ChibiFeste start wailing again, and nobody wants that.

Snake Man's hand jerks back as Spin tries to take a chunk out of his face. Good thing he doesn't have a nose, otherwise he'd be minus it right now. Then his foot is suddenly squashed under a giant mallet, and he lets out a hiss of pain, dropping both felines. Whirling on his attacker, he doesn't waste any time in trying to grab the bird instead. He's also quite fond of birds as well.

Darn straight. Feste withdraws his fingers, apparently pleased enough with the prospect of going to San Angeles. "Wai! San Angeles!" Feste declares happily. He looks askance at Daryn, still flopped over over there. A thought. "Wai! Sporks!"

Daryn blinks at Feste, looking almost scared. "She's probably on Eurasia, or making her way back to Earth.", he blinks a bit, "Er. Still around?"

Feste is very very frightening. Yes.

Daryn glances to Cut Man as well, "Oh no... I failed him.", he doesn't seem too inclined to do a Daryn Meteor Strike Mark 2 though.

Chibi Inferno Falcon meeps! And is caught by Snake Man's tail and starts to flail with his arms and legs. "Hey! Let me go you big bully!" He calls while trying to wiggle his way out.

Spin Cougar gets dropped, halting moments before impact when the armature on his back starts rotating. "Ow, Snake, that hurt, mew ..." He gets a sad face as he looks over at the chibi-Inferno, and blinks. "Inferno's chibi too! Waiii!" He wiggles a bit, then pouncedives - just to eat pavement, embedding his head into the ground with a THUD. His body just twitches a couple of times. "Meeeeeeeew......." he utters plaintively.

Abernathy pauses at this thought, his tail twitching slowly. " ... Uh. Nyaaaah -- never mind. Good night, Mr. Luna." He looks down at the ChibiFeste again, wondering if -- no, deciding that he's going to have to do this the hard way. So with a plaintive little sigh of a mew, the Director of Interpol turned chibi catboy reaches down, picks up the mini-Sidhe, and -- if he's allowed -- slings him over one shoulder. "Uff. Nyaaa."

Cut Man hang his oversized head with boths of his finger-less hands. "Oooooow...it's huuurts...Waaaaaai...Screw it, I'm going back home! YATTA!" The Little Saikyo-Chibi-Rainbow-Not-On-Fire-Was-Also-Splatered-But-Ressurected give a squeaky wave at the other chibis, and turn around, walking away, squeaking after each of his steps!

Daryn lies there, since he can't really move since he doesn't have chibi regeneration.

Still squeaking out happy 'wai! insert random temporary subject of affectations here!', the Amadan is slung over Abernathy-catboy's shoulder without too much trouble. Like a sack of potatoes! Feste reflects. "Wai! Potatoes!" Glee.

Chill Snowcat has left.

" ... Nyu. You -- ahhhh, Mr. Luna, you don't need help, do you? Mya." Abernathy glances over his unbeFeste'd shoulder, to check on Daryn.

Daryn says, "Er, well, maybe.uh....moved out of the crater?"

Snake Man's grip on chibi Inferno starts to intensify, as he squeezes tighter and tighter. "All of thisss nonsssenssse hasss given me an appetite. I'm sure it won't bother you to know that birdsss are alssso a favorite menu item of mine..."

"Wai! Crater!" cries ChibiFeste, helpfully.

Junk Man suddenly hovers before the partially recovered Abernathy, pouting just a bit. "Aww, Kitty go now?" It would appear that sanity roaves the place in faint waves. Lucky bastard director.

Itty-Bitty Chibi-Sized Abernathy takes in this thought, ears backing as Feste pipes up again. Finally, he heaves a -- very tiny sigh. "Nyaaaaa," he then declares, a temporary surge of the previous god complex overtaking him. LEAVE DARYN LAY. HE IS NOT WORTH THE CONDESENCION OF CAT, WHO IS GOD. Steadying Feste with one hand, he reaches with the other to point imperiously at Junk. "You! Mortal! Help this other worthless fleshbeing out of the crater he's dug himself! NYU! THIS IS MY COMMAND!"

Don't ask.

Metal Man says, "... Shut up Serpentor, WAI!"

Feste wai! Fleshbeing! ^^

If Abernathy's guns hadn't turned into plastic weapons, he'd shoot Metal Man.

Inferno Falcon doesn't like to grabbed by a tail from a snake, and he doesn't like to be crushed by a snake tail and what he HATES the most is being eater by a snake! So he goes red and he explodes into a fireball as he screams in a chibi-voice, "OOooooo!!!! You try to make me dinner? I make you roasted Snake!!" Now that Inferno Falcon is resistant to fire, someone would be suprised of Snake Man could still hold onto a burning Inferno Falcon, that burns like a fireball!

Freeze Man arrives from Tetsuo's Hibachi Grill and Karoake Bar.

Freeze Man has arrived.

Snake Man is apparently uneffected by flaming chibis. He looks somewhat surprised when Inferno bursts into flames, but seeing as how it's all pretty lights in chibi form, he continues to squeeze him tighter and tighter.

Spin Cougar remains stuck in the ground, twitching.

Clown Man arrives from the Teleportation Area--Neo Tokyo.

Clown Man has arrived.

Inferno Falcon sweatdrops as his flame powers doesn't work and he begins to puff again as he tries to wiggle himself out of the grasp. Then he sees something interesting, the end of Snake Man's tail. His eyes goes wide with sparkles in them as he says, "WAII!!! A good fat worm, just what I need!" He opens his beak redicolusly wide and then snaps his beak around the end of Snake Man's tail.

Junk Man squeaks. "YES SIR! FOR GREEEAT JUUUSTIIICE!" And... lifts him up. Yay.

For some reason, this entire display causes Abernathy to cackle in an entirely too self-satisfied manner. And then he pivots on one foot, staggers slightly from the weight of the miniSidhe on his shoulder, and wobbles for the teleporters. Must get home. Must find vodka.

[Radio: (F) Public] Catboy Abernathy transmits, "AWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-nyuuu ... dammit."

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " *sings* KITTYMAAAAAAAN! WAI!! *zh*"

Wai! Vodka! Er. The ChibiAmadan is still happily slung over Abby's shoulder, and still 'wai'ing away. Let's see how long he can keep this up before Abby shoots him in the face! It'll be fun!

Daryn is lifted up by a chibi. How humiliating.

[Radio: (F) Public] Freeze Man transmits, "I didn't know you could get drunk and pass out on Curly fries. Amazing."

Thankfully, Abby has the patience of a saint when required. He can also turn off his own sense of hearing. How cool is THAT? Anyway. Onward to the teleporters and San Angeles!

[Radio: (F) Public] Chibi-Amadaun: Feste, joyfully, "Wai! Curly fries!" ^^

[Radio: (F) Public] Freeze Man transmits, "Well, maybe one got stuck in my throat. I guess I'll... WAAA! *thump*"

[Radio: (F) Public] Freeze Man transmits, "Funny, that chair wasn't such a steep drop when I first sat down..."

[Radio: (F) Public] Eta CO? Junk Man transmits, " Froooostyyy! Play with me!"