-Are you male?
      No.

-Are you a girl?
      No. Yes.

-How come you play more male characters than female ones, then?
     Beats me.

-Was Tengu in love with Kalinka? C'mon, you can tell me.
      No.

-Is Feste gay?
      Sure looks like it, doesn't it?

-Where do you get the name Feste from?
      Twelfth Night, by William Shakespeare.

-What's wrong with him?
      A mixture of natural crazy, head injuries, and emotional trauma.

-Come to think of it, what's wrong with you?
      I'm insane. In the membrane.

-Will you write me a story?
      If you say please.

-Will it cost money?
      Money might persuade me to work faster and write more. (Hahaha!)

-Where's the art page?
      Sore wa himitsu desu.

-There isn't an art page, is there?
      No, there is. You just have to find it. I should also note that there are things hidden all over the site -- not just art pages. There are also sorts of weird things that I randomly decided to hide. I'm kind of like a digital packrat.

-How many of these questions have you actually been asked?
      Well...