CEM is the secret alter-ego of a girl named Amy who lives in Texas. She is extremely vain, arrogant, and facetious, particularly when allowed to write her own mini-biography. She is technically a published author by way of Scholastic W&A Awards and obscure local magazines. Mostly she just pretends to be other people online. Her favorite colors vary wildly, as do her interests. Online, she is random, chronically vague, and girlish (depending on where she's talking). In 'real life', she is 'hyper'. It is commonly accepted that she is crazy.